JLew

Mumtaz mmm That's newly opened in Meersbrook and rocks a fat curry mile

Maybe they were having a race

Sheaf - great beer, but god they need a dimmer switch as it's a bit like sitting under flood lights. Too many grumpy old men with grumpy old dogs hogging huge tables to themselves too. Fat Cat - class, great grub too. Fagans - cool, bit pokey and a bit out the way

I might stop giving (!?!?) to our local chinese cos of human rights issues in China, or maybe i'll stop buying any american produce as they have propogated more killing than most (well maybe apart from Stalin) oh hang on I'm gonna boycott Vodka cos of what Stalin did...I'm gonna boycott people with moustaches cos of Hitler and poor people cos of Ghandi and cigars cos of Groucho or playing guitar cos Blair's got one or listening to the radio cos fred west used to do it or writing cos of Arthur C Clark... Numbty!

The petition is online: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/saveourchapel/

it's about £28 a lesson and you probably need 10 or so lessons to be able to enact the principles (or not if you know what AT is all about).

Alexander technique is amazing and has totally sorted me out on all sorts of fronts. You need lessons really as books don't have the same impact. I was taught by Graham Crewe who was wicked, although here are a list of registered teachers, just stick Sheff into the search and bingo: http://www.statsearch.co.uk/teachersearchuk.cfm

While the rest of us are swilling back bank holiday beer Rich has got a very busy weekend. Sponsor him on the link above... FRI 14TH APRIL Liverpool, Everton, Tranmere, Chester. SAT 15 APRIL Wrexham, Crewe, Port Vale ,Stoke , Chester SUN 16 APRIL Shrewsbury, Wolves MON 17 APRIL Wallsall, West Brom, Aston Villa, Birmingham City, Coventry, Leicester, Wolves Leicester

Hi The Star acticle is here: http://www.sheffieldtoday.net/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=58&ArticleID=1407995 Today he's doing Bolton to Stockport via Rochdale, Oldham, Man Utd, Man City, Stockport... full details of his route and updates are here: http://www.aroundthegrounds92.co.uk/index.aspx Thanks JLew

Hi The Star acticle is here: http://www.sheffieldtoday.net/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=58&ArticleID=1407995 Today he's doing Bolton to Stockport via Rochdale, Oldham, Man Utd, Man City, Stockport... full details of his route and updates are here: http://www.aroundthegrounds92.co.uk/index.aspx Thanks JLew

Hi As you might've seen in The Star a few weeks ago: my mate Rich Bebb has quit his day job to cycle 2365 miles to every football ground in the football league, hopefully ending his journey at the Millenium Stadium on FA cup final day. The purpose of this mammoth task is to raise money for Cancer Research. Donations can be made at http://www.justgiving.com/aroundthegrounds92 Thanks JLew

Hi As yuou might've seen in The Star a few weeks ago: my mate Rich Bebb has quit his day job to cycle 2365 miles to every football ground in the football league, hopefully ending his journey at the Millenium Stadium on FA cup final day. The purpose of this mammoth task is to raise money for Cancer Research. Donations can be made at http://www.justgiving.com/aroundthegrounds92 Thanks JLew

Hmm I can't be f

Bo I has read more interesting shampoo bottles

Cos it's cold and a bit wet innit

grow it in the cellar and keep your house cold :-)

Ta me ol' mucker and thanks for all the pish

I don't mind at all. Just hope we both get keepers.

Division 2. It's a brand new team. This is our first season.

We are based at the Lescar (hunters bar) and our home pitch is at Wirlow. The squad are currently between the ages of 18 and 37 so that's the sort of age range of the team. Cheers Justin

The Lescar Bush Football Club are looking for a keeper, needs to be good between the sticks, be able to shout at aging defenders and get out of bed Sunday mornings (kickoffs are at 11am). The team plays in the Sheffield Sunday Imperial league. Cheers Justin Lescar Bush FC

Hi I'm looking for a goalkeeper for the Lescar Bush sunday league football team. Gloves an advantage. Text/ring/message me if you are good between the sticks, can shout at lazy defenders and can get out of bed on an Sunday morning (not too early tho aye). Cheers Justin

Blimey some folk talk a truck load of shiiiiiiite. If u've never done it before and you each a few hundreds quids worth in one sitting then maybe you could be killed by eating da weed as I suppose would be true of spaggetti or err rich tea biscuits. Do they have rich tea biscuit sniffer dogs on the buses? Maybe weed smokers are more prone to paranoia cos it's like illegal-ish and if they are busted it could like screw up their life with legal implications. That would make me paranoid. Maybe folk should be a bit more live and let live around here instead of ramming their high horsed head mighty far up their high horsed asses. Discuss?

Obviously like all good quizes......the answer is in the question