Jimmy Lasers

Oh, hi Of course there are times when cyclists are at fault, but making statements like that just makes you seem like an absolute cretin.

Phwoaarrrr - Turbocharged! Cool, man! But yeah, cyclists should watch out for terrible drivers.

I grew up there; some of the residential parts are just as bad as anything up here has to offer.

A cyclist's worst nightmare is a bad driver, whether they're in a truck or a Mini. You seem to be implying that you're a danger to cyclists because you can't handle your all action 4x4 or your big truck in a manner that isn't dangerous to other road users.

Got any evidence to back that up? People get just as much abuse walking around supposedly idylic areas like Malvern.

This argument again? Still? There are bad drivers and bad cyclists; there always has been and, regrettably, there always will be. As a driver and cyclist though, it's a shame to see so many bitter anti-cycling rants from drivers which seem to attack the activity of cycling itself, not just the bad cyclists. Here are some arbitrary smilies which must reinforce my post somehow, seeing how they're all the rage on here.

Why don't you nip round and let them know? If you leave now, you might just catch them in time for evening prayers.

Lol, hark at Nick Griffin over here.

You must be real strong.

Roll them up in a carpet.

Perhaps the occupants were in distress? Shame on you sir for not investigating further; for all we know they may well now all be dead. Shame on you.

That must be terribly debilitating.

An upmarket fancy doorman. A porter, if you will.

This is just... great stuff.

It probably won't come to that, because most bosses don't call their female employees "little tits", in jest or otherwise.