Muldoon

1 print "Teacher is a retard" 2 goto 1 Heh! :hihi:

:hihi::hihi: rubber dinghy rapids innit bro ?

Pork scratchings last forever :hihi:

Cant beat a bit of pigs blood and herbs congealed into one tastetastic black log :hihi:

Suppose so ! but just for those out there that want to know the truth " a bacon butty has made wikipedia " and it still tastes great :D http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_butty

Bacon butties are nice though arent they ?

Git :D thats all my giro gone.. no more bacon for two weeks

Bacon and Aspartame are really bad for you

So you were the one that nicked my purse then ? :D

Excluding Black dag ?? You Swine :hihi:

What if you wash it first ?

Serves you right for shopping at Aldi :hihi:

Can you get Kashrut from the market ?

He has only forbidden you dead meat, and blood, and the flesh of swine, and any (food) over which the name of other than Allah has been invoked. But if one is forced by necessity, without wilful disobedience, nor transgressing due limits,- then Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful chuffin hell .... Does that mean you can have a bacon butty every now and then and him upstairs will turn a blind eye ?

quick post a linky for beef bacon..

I dont understand that ??

Good man. I suppose it comes from cannibalistic days when they ate long pig still tastes nice though, its why brown sauce was invented for allahs sake ?

It taste so nice how can it be wrong for a religion to ban its consumption ??

Behave you silly mooz, Magpies dont migrate ! have you seen the size of their wings ? plus, they are too busy nicking stuff from your jewellery box to chuff off from GB eh ?

He is only here to keep the forum Edgy

ghost proxy ? or such like will do the trick

Cough....... First, your statistics are not credible. Second, thank you Rose. Third, Rose is correct. Fourth, you are WRONG! Over 70% of rapes are committed by family members, 17% are known assailants and only 6% are strangers. This means that it is generally a family member or a close friend of the family that rapes/molests a child. Therefore, if you are White and are molested, 9 times out of 10, your were molested by a White person. The same thing goes for Blacks, Latinos/Latinas, Indians, Asians, Arabs, etc. I don't know what's happening over there in london but in the USA, most victims of Childhood Sexual Assault are White kids and they were assaulted by White relatives and close friends of the family that were White. You should check out this website called: "List of Rape Myths". Here are some interesting facts from the site: "Myth: Incest is rare. Fact: Incest is common and happens in every community. An estimated 77% of reported sexual abusers are parents (57% of the total being natural parents), 16% are other relatives, and 6% are non-related. In addition, males are reported to be the abusers in 60 to 95% of cases. (Thoringer, School Psychology Review, 17 (4):614-636) " If 77% are natural parents and only 6% are non-related. That means that the remaining 17% are known assailants that are not parents. Which, in turn, means that 94% are known assailants. "Myth: Most rapes involve black men raping white women. FACT The majority of rapes are same race; where around 3 to 4% are not same race." "Myth: Most rapes involve black men and white women. FACT 77% of the rapes reported to the Orange County Rape Crisis Center in 1991 involved persons of the same race." "Myth: Rapists are non-white. Rapists are lower class. Rapists are "Criminal types". Fact: Rapists that fit the myth are more likely to be prosecuted but a rapist can be anyone: doctor, policeman, clergyman, social worker or corporate president." "Myth: You can tell a rapist by the way he looks. Fact: Rapists are not physically identifiable. They may appear friendly, normal, and non-threatening. Many are young, married and have children. Rapist types and traits however can be categorized." "Myth: Most rapes occur as a "spur of the moment" act in a dark alley by a stranger. Fact: Rape often occurs in one's home - be it apartment, house or dormitory. Very often the rapist is known by the victim in some way and the rape is carefully planned." Here are the websites: http://aje.oxfordjournals.org/content/12… http://www.d.umn.edu/cla/faculty/jhamlin… wayhey... first cut and paste guys

Git... :hihi:

Heh ! :hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:

:hihi: It kills me..... To quote Ali G "Is it because I have an alledged massive appendage ?" Peadophiles come in all different colours..... :hihi: See what I did there ? got me coat.....