Mondeo Man

But you've got them correct "I before E, except after C".

I always spell the word wrong wrong, because that's how it's spelt.

I always keep a good stock of food and drink. As a result, I've got enough to easily last a couple of weeks. I also keep enough supplies to cope with power cuts. It's hard to believe I wasn't a Boy Scout.

Also an option for "none of the above". That'll be me!

What Christmas shopping I'm suing for discrimination, because there's no poll option for me and people like me.

Not strictly true.

How about one of these

Are you being sarcastic I ask, because I remember reading plenty of comments, lambasting them for leaving children alone.

A charge, to cover the fare(s) he lost, while returning it, isn't unreasonable.

But where they all "Pakis"

I wasn't telling you what to think. I was informing you of some facts. As for what you mean, since the terms aren't interchangeable, it's difficult to be certain what you do mean. Oh, and wait till you know me personally, before addressing me as "Mush".

FYI. 1. Not all Muslims are "Pakis". 2. Not all "Pakis" are Muslims. 3. Not all Muslims and/or "Pakis" are terrorists/extremists.

Godwyn's Law strikes again.

London (Black Cab) Taxi drivers can be disciplined for refusing a fare, and I'd be surprised if the same/similar rules don't apply to other Public and Private Hire drivers.

Should a doctor or a nurse, who doesn't agree with war, be allowed to decline to treat a member of the armed forces He's licenced to provide a service, and should provide it for anyone who needs it.

It's about 14 minutes longer, than it takes to steal the car.

Would you be willing to risk your baby's life, on being an exception to the rule BTW. It's more common than you might think.

Wouldn't be the first time.

This woman very likely took her purse too. Likely took her radio fascia as well.

I don't think that's true. A car can go from catching fire, to an inferno, in less than a minute.

How long does it take for a car to catch fire

Maybe his daughter was inside, with her baby daughter

How do I vote Simple. I go into one of those little cubicles, and put a X in one of the boxes on the voting form.

You hope

Sounds very much like you were fronting. I see some companies are developing a method of negating the effects of fronting. They're basing the premium on the status of the highest risk driver, irrespective of who the policyholder/main driver is. Not that it would affect me, since both myself and my named ("occasional") driver, have similar, excellent, insurance histories.