monkey69 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 whats this all about?? anyone know?.......http://t.co/0ZSjfxna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERDREAM Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 (edited) whats this all about?? anyone know?.......http://t.co/0ZSjfxna This person is having a real bad time with this pigeon. It all started when she met this excitable homing pigeon on a hen night. He wooed her, and she fell for his clucking charms. Even when he was walking her home, and decided to crap on a car windscreen, it didnt bother her. She invited him in for a coffee and a saucer of seed, and one thing led to another, and he had his wicked way, only stopping twice to crap on the patio table. Two weeks later, she found that she had become impregnated by this flying fillanderer, and the problem is he hasnt been seen since. Rumour had it that he had got lost on his way back from Cleckheaton, but this has yet to be confirmed. Its just another case of a single parent family, with the taxpayer footing the bill for some pigeon who couldnt use protection. Edited March 3, 2012 by Ms Macbeth fixed quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bludragonfly Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 (edited) whats this all about?? anyone know?.......http://t.co/0ZSjfxna This person is having a real bad time with this pigeon. It all started when she met this excitable homing pigeon on a hen night. He wooed her, and she fell for his clucking charms. Even when he was walking her home, and decided to crap on a car windscreen, it didnt bother her. She invited him in for a coffee and a saucer of seed, and one thing led to another, and he had his wicked way, only stopping twice to crap on the patio table. Two weeks later, she found that she had become impregnated by this flying fillanderer, and the problem is he hasnt been seen since. Rumour had it that he had got lost on his way back from Cleckheaton, but this has yet to be confirmed. Its just another case of a single parent family, with the taxpayer footing the bill for some pigeon who couldnt use protection. BRILLIANT reply!!! Edited March 3, 2012 by Ms Macbeth fixed quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TINAC Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 :hihi::hihi::hihi:This person is having a real bad time with this pigeon. It all started when she met this excitable homing pigeon on a hen night. He wooed her, and she fell for his clucking charms. Even when he was walking her home, and decided to crap on a car windscreen, it didnt bother her. She invited him in for a coffee and a saucer of seed, and one thing led to another, and he had his wicked way, only stopping twice to crap on the patio table. Two weeks later, she found that she had become impregnated by this flying fillanderer, and the problem is he hasnt been seen since. Rumour had it that he had got lost on his way back from Cleckheaton, but this has yet to be confirmed. Its just another case of a single parent family, with the taxpayer footing the bill for some pigeon who couldnt use protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxman Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 I found the photo that went with the story I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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