Are older women the new 'chavs'?

[mort 10]

Would severe attacks of flatulence in crowded places count as a crime committed by old ladies.

 

I caught a lungful standing in line at a cashiers desk the other day.

Hell it smelled bad !

 

Stroll-by guffings are in vogue with the more mature hoodies

[Pageant 10]

I know someone who was assaulted with a bingo pen and handbagged by a hells granny only last week. It will only get worse when the present weather improves and they get their motorbikes back out.

[Mr_Squirrel 10]

This is not a new phenomenon...

 

[rubydazzler 11]

[koenigsinger 10]

You forgot:

 

Hit and run on mobility scooters

 

Urinating on public transport

 

Assault with 'bag for life'

 

Driving without eyesight

 

Being in possession of marmite.

 

True story: a few weeks ago, walking up from Hillsborough Corner to Leppings Lane with Janine, we heard a loud 'CRACK' and turned to see the aftermath of an elderly woman having come out of the Co-op at Hillsborough too fast down the ramp in her scooter, hitting the no parking sign and pinning a small child against it! then she just sat there muttering and dithering until the poor wee lad's mother pushed her scooter away from the sign and she wobbled off on her way!!!

beware the aged!

[Harleyman 12]

Stroll-by guffings are in vogue with the more mature hoodies

 

 

Old Phil always walks a few paces behind her. I bet he could tell some hair raising tales

[Pageant 10]

This is not a new phenomenon...

 

 

Absolute classic:hihi::hihi:

[chem1st 10]

True story: a few weeks ago, walking up from Hillsborough Corner to Leppings Lane with Janine, we heard a loud 'CRACK' and turned to see the aftermath of an elderly woman having come out of the Co-op at Hillsborough too fast down the ramp in her scooter, hitting the no parking sign and pinning a small child against it! then she just sat there muttering and dithering until the poor wee lad's mother pushed her scooter away from the sign and she wobbled off on her way!!!

beware the aged!

 

I worry about being run over by a mobility scooter. Imagine hobbling round on crutches with a twisted ankle and being asked how you twisted it!

[UNSC-Spartan 10]

Possession of marmite should be a flogging offence imo.

 

Says the woman with a Marmite labelled mug in her front room :P:P

[mort 10]

Says the woman with a Marmite labelled mug in her front room :P:P

 

It's not mine, I'm just looking after it for somebody else.

 

you ratfink .

[Vague_Boy 10]

beware the aged!

 

Time for a "Logan's Run style set-up, a life of reckless hedonism until age 30, then death.

 

(Actually, I think the chavs may be ahead of us on this one!)

[purple.sarah 10]

Well this was an older bloke, but this nuisance OAP got an ASBO!

 

What is the world coming to? In my day...