You know you have a deaf dog when..

[sarahjane 10]

You Know You Have A Deaf Dog When ...

 

* Your dog ignores you by turning his head.

* Your dog doesn't care if her favorite toy has a squeaky or not.

* Your dog likes to lie under your feet or across the doorway, so that you can't leave the room without him knowing.

* Instead of listening for the car, your dog watches for headlights on the wall and can tell your car from your spouse's.

* You flash the porch lights on/off for your dog, rather than for your teen-ager.

* Stomping on the floor doesn't mean you are angry.

* You notice the Christmas bells in the craft store and immediately think "What a great size for the dog's collar!" and buy a box of 24.

* Your first thought when you see a new dog sport or trick is "hmmmm - I wonder what would be a good signal for that?"

* You walk though the house waving a dog bowl when it's time to eat.

* You are the only one at the dog park "calling" your dog back by waving your arms over your head. And when she doesn't come, you "wave louder."

* You constantly find yourself looking at the sky, the ceiling etc., trying to figure out what it was that your dog saw there.

* Praising or scolding your dog consists of wildly exaggerated (and very comical) faces and hand motions.

* Your dog watches your hands intently, trying to decide if you are talking to him and what the motions might mean.

* You inadvertently train your deaf dog to do something weird, because a habitual gesture you use all the time caught her attention.

* People are impressed that your dog knows so many hand signals - until you tell them that he is deaf.

* The first question you receive regarding your deaf dog is "does she bark?" (And then you can amaze them by turning to your dog and signaling her to bark, which she does quite well.)

* People argue that your dog cannot be deaf, he's paying too good of attention, is responsive and well trained, and his ears move.

* You unintentionally find yourself doing your "good dog" hand signal to your coworkers, spouse, and all dogs and cats that you encounter.

* You find yourself making exaggerated hand and arm motions to get any dogs' attention, instead of making clickey, kissey, smooching noises. You also ask them to sit with your hand instead of your voice.

* You and your spouse can communicate silently in public by using your dog's signs.

* You can sign "sit" and your dog and kids will all sit and look at you.

* You've learned to do sign language and shift gears at the same time while driving.

* Your dog trainer stops talking to the hearing dogs, too.

* Your other dogs have learned all the deaf dog's hand signals by osmosis. Not only that, but they wait for the hand signal after the vocal cue, like they don't believe you really meant it until they see the signal.

* You can open a crinkly snack bag and your dog doesn't notice till the smell reaches her.

* Your dog either ignores the vacuum or thinks it's a great thing to play with.

* You don't have to spell W-A-L-K or S-Q-U-I-R-R-E-L or B-A-L-L when talking in front of your dog.

* You can sing off key and your dog doesn't howl.

* You can talk on the phone and still talk to your dog without a break in your conversation. Ditto for having a sore throat.

* It's normal for your dog to not greet you as you come home from work. Instead you have the opportunity to participate in a game of "where's the dog sleeping now?"

* You are able to enter your house with an armload of groceries, sneak into the kitchen, and unload them - all before your dog knows you're home.

* You can get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and your dog doesn't wake up. If you are really sneaky, you can even get up and be completely ready for work before letting your dog out of her crate.

* You can play possum and not have to get out of bed so early in the morning if your dog just doesn't see you move or open your eyes.

* You can look forward to July 4th and New Year's Eve because the noise doesn't bother your dog. It also doesn't take hours to coax your dog out from under the bed after a thunderstorm.

* When someone rings the doorbell, your dog continues to sleep (people think he's so well-behaved).

* You can walk your dog down the street without stopping as the neighbors' dogs bark while you pass by.

* Dogs can bark right outside your house and your dog will go right on sleeping.

* When the "Twilight Bark" starts up, it skips your house. On the other hand, your dog will wake up in the dead of night to bark at something she thinks she saw, and upset all the dogs in the neighborhood over nothing.

[medusa 16]

A surprising number of these apply to having a deaf child too!

[Meter Man 15]

do you know why dog fa**s smell so bad ?.............its so the deaf ones can appreciate them lol

[carly83 10]

never been round a deaf dog but found that a interesting read and can relate a few things to my dogs specialy the hand signals, they get pointed finger at them meaning sit still and nicey then you get a treat, a big exagerated cross of the hands/arms means thats enough barking stop now!, a old neighbour commented how great it was as shes forever shouting to get the attention of her dog i didn't have the heart to tell her its her huge gobby mouth that caused me to teach them that as i didn't want to be seen shouting like some old fish wife lol

[Lotti 10]

You know you have a deaf puppy when you really want to read the above post and don't have time before she smashes something!

 

I shall have to read it later when she's either having a sleep or she's left for her holidays!

[sarahjane 10]

Bubble???? Smashing things?? Noooooo!

 

The first time I read the list above was when I first fetched Poppy home.. I read it and laughed. Now when I read it, I realise that instead of laughing I'm just nodding as I read each bullet point!

[Lotti 10]

Well you know you have a dense deaf dog when in actual fact, she's not smart enough to know any of the above! Stamp on the floor, she doesn't notice, headlamps - she sees them but has no clue what they refer to...

If someone comes in and she's not facing them she has no clue they're there.

 

In fact - Sarah1985 summed her up perfectly - she said she looks at her and all she sees is 'la la la la'

[sarahjane 10]

Ha ha, bless her. I must admit that Poppy doesn't respond to lights at all!

The last one on the list definitely applies to her though. I always think it's funny when she barks at somthing she thinks she's seen and then all the dogs on the street start up. Ten minutes later the other dogs are still going and she's gone to sleep!

[Lotti 10]

Haha yes! When we're in the car with Sarah1985's cocker spaniels, all is quiet until Bubble barks at a passing car, which sets Dexter off and Clover joins in. The two of them howl and howl between themselves and Bubble sits there quiet as can be! Of course, then the cockers stop and Bubble barks at another car and it all starts again!!

[Lotti 10]

I've just got in from having lunch with dad, dumped by bags and sat down to read this and the deaf puppy is still asleep

 

Some of these are so true!