DaBouncer Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 A newlywed couple arrive at their honeymoon suite and prepare to have sex for the first time. As they start to settle under the covers, she tells her husband, "I've got a confession. I'm not a virgin, but I've been with only one man." The husband thinks for a second and says, "Well it's 2003, that's not unusual for you to have had premarital sex. But can I ask who the guy was?" She fidgets for a minute, then says, "Tiger Woods." Her husband is surprised by this response but tells her, "Well, he's rich, talented, and good-looking. I can see why you wanted to sleep with him." So they make love for the first time and when they finish he gets up and goes to the room phone. His wife rolls over and asks, "What are you doing?" He tells her, "I'm hungry. I was gonna call room service. Do you want anything?" "Tiger wouldn't have done," she says. "Oh really? What would Tiger have done," he asks. "Tiger would have come back to bed and made love to me a second time." So her husband puts down the phone and gets back to bed and makes love to his wife a second time. After they finish he gets out of bed and walks to the phone again. Again his wife asks, "What are you doing?" "Well I never called room service the first time and I'm still hungry," he replies. "Tiger wouldn't have done that," she again tells him. "Oh really. And what would Tiger have done?" "Tiger would have come back to bed and made love to me a third time," she says. So her husband goes back to bed and makes love to her for a third time. After finally finishing he rolls out of bed again and goes to the phone. "Calling room service again?" she asks. "No! I'm calling Tiger so I can find out what the par is for this damn hole!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlwarker Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 T'would be a 'hard day's night' for a full 18 hole course. TEE Hee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halevan Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by DaBouncer A newlywed couple arrive at their honeymoon suite and prepare to have sex for the first time. As they start to settle under the covers, she tells her husband, "I've got a confession. I'm not a virgin, but I've been with only one man." The husband thinks for a second and says, "Well it's 2003, that's not unusual for you to have had premarital sex. But can I ask who the guy was?" She fidgets for a minute, then says, "Tiger Woods." Her husband is surprised by this response but tells her, "Well, he's rich, talented, and good-looking. I can see why you wanted to sleep with him." So they make love for the first time and when they finish he gets up and goes to the room phone. His wife rolls over and asks, "What are you doing?" He tells her, "I'm hungry. I was gonna call room service. Do you want anything?" "Tiger wouldn't have done," she says. "Oh really? What would Tiger have done," he asks. "Tiger would have come back to bed and made love to me a second time." So her husband puts down the phone and gets back to bed and makes love to his wife a second time. After they finish he gets out of bed and walks to the phone again. Again his wife asks, "What are you doing?" "Well I never called room service the first time and I'm still hungry," he replies. "Tiger wouldn't have done that," she again tells him. "Oh really. And what would Tiger have done?" "Tiger would have come back to bed and made love to me a third time," she says. So her husband goes back to bed and makes love to her for a third time. After finally finishing he rolls out of bed again and goes to the phone. "Calling room service again?" she asks. "No! I'm calling Tiger so I can find out what the par is for this damn hole!!" The Husband is a better man than I !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestic Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Looks like he has had a reputation for many years then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 He might be a stud but it's cost him 700 million in a divorce settlement. It was also mentioned on the news this morning that Mrs Woods has agreed as part of the settlement never to reveal anything to the media about their life together, not to talk to the media in any way whatsoever about Tiger. She is preparing to leave for her 2 million dollar home in Sweden. Tiger has been granted visitation rights to the kids and if he is accompanied by a woman it must only be the woman he intends to marry or is married to. 700 million cost for studing around Better a member of the Limp Dick brigade and have all that money in the bank I'd say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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