Grabing hold of me in a grip of iron the stable drunk, drool running down his mouth told me about the time he had to go and have a big molar pulled told the dentist no pain killer had to go for job interview??? what pain and told me the time he felt pain twice as bad, taping trees in Quebec for maple syrup just had to go, so bobing down round the nearest maple tree he started to poop on the leaves where someone had hid a bear trap which sprung and fasten on his balls oh the pain, you said twice I said ,to which he reply when i got to the end of that 6ft chain oh the pain.
Now I know( found out later)that this is an old joke but because this guy had smashed legs he had a grip of steel and I HAD to stand there for at half hour, and dead drunk at 10 in the morning he was still smarter than me cold stone sober