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What Would be 51st Way To Leave Your Lover

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Paul Simon gave us 50 ways to leave your lover, what would be your 51st way?

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Just text her, Dexter

 

Edit: Doesn't scan properly does it. "Send her a text, Lex"?

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Smack her face in with a spade, Jade.

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Just dont turn up, Pup.

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Im confused, why are you putting names at the end of your suggestions?! :confused:

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