North V South ? What You Reckon ?

[larky 10]

Is it a combination of Youngers cheap ale and a joint o' mary jane that inspire ye to write such gibberish Jock Laddie? Or maybe yer bonnie wee lass told ye she had a headache and puir wee Jock aint gettin' any the noo

 

Yer wan oh the toffs fae a part of America in which is false

all the plastic people i heard stay in California :hihi:

As fir me im a happily married man laddie

 

As fir beer Belhaven Best Beer is my No1 tipple and Smirnoff Vodka

although Whisky is the No1 drink in Bonnie Scotland lad

Edited October 14, 2012 by larky

[Harleyman 12]

Yer wan oh the toffs fae a part of America in which is false

all the plastic people i heard stay in California :hihi:

As fir me im a happily married man laddie

 

As fir beer Belhaven Best Beer is my No1 tipple and Smirnoff Vodka

although Whisky is the No1 drink in Bonnie Scotland lad

 

Och aye laddie but ye'd best be staying north o' the border where ye belong cos if ye're in London the Sassnenach's will tell ye they're diggin' for gold in the street when they're only laying a water main an a simple wee laddie like yerself might fimd himsled diggin' for gold along side em and working for the London County Council for **** all

Edited October 14, 2012 by Harleyman

[tinfoilhat 11]

I don't know. But wasn't former prime minister Gordon brown scottish ? And former chancelor alistair darling ? I thought they ran the country from 10 and 11 downing street in London, south east England. Maybe it was actually run from bunker under a disused tenement in Glasgow with the sole objective of ruining england.

[Harleyman 12]

The brightest prospect a Scotsman saw was the high road that leads to England

 

 

Dr Johnson

[Happ Hazzard 10]

Isn't the average life expectancy in a part of Glasgow 54?

[Tradescanthia 10]

I don't know. But wasn't former prime minister Gordon brown scottish ? And former chancelor alistair darling ? I thought they ran the country from 10 and 11 downing street in London, south east England. Maybe it was actually run from bunker under a disused tenement in Glasgow with the sole objective of ruining england.

 

Blimey, there's no kidding you is there...........:hihi:

[tinfoilhat 11]

Blimey, there's no kidding you is there...........:hihi:

 

Well, when dealing with the hard of thinking its best to explain things clearly and slowly. ;);)

[larky 10]

Isn't the average life expectancy in a part of Glasgow 54?

 

Personally am no fae Glesga

[larky 10]

Isn't the average life expectancy in a part of Glasgow 54?

 

Thats the one reason we hardy Scots have you torys paying towards

 

oe'r Disabilities, and hey keep it up i say

 

as more beer and Whisky fir us lads cheers

 

I say live life to the full and hey we Scots certainly do thanks :hihi: gulp, gulp

[Happ Hazzard 10]

I don't envy people whose life consists of drinking, smoking and eating junk, and then dropping dead at 54.

[larky 10]

I don't envy people whose life consists of drinking, smoking and eating junk, and then dropping dead at 54.

 

And how do you ken whits happening inside yer body laddie

as no one kin tell in whits goin on inside their system

many people the noo have hings wrang with them

and fighting illnesses and whit have we

and they have lived a life without pumping alcohol

and cigarettes into their systems

 

A feel its the luck of the draw in life sometimes and i know some people

not here any longer , whom were not heavy drinkers and never smoked in life

 

An ex friend of mine Died and he didnt drink or smoke

because he couldnt , because of a disability and since has Died

 

As sais myself and you do not know when anything can go wrong

thats why when feeling fine you have to make the best of life

myself i dont drink much nowadays , when young 3 nights a week in the pub

now ive not been out for say 6 weeks , ive woken up that pubs and such

are a rip off and its also so easy tae get into trouble going tae pubs

especially pubs with doormen on the doors ave noted

as these pubs expect trouble

am ready to travel to another part oh the country soon as its good to get away

fir a wkend noo n' again , and i shall be in the bars when away the 3 days for a ball

 

i dont smoke, i eat food which is both ok and not so good fir ye

as sais i live life to enjoy, as its nae use living life like Southerners

whom cuddle wan or 2 pints then awoe up the road

 

Naw ^^ better having a ball as us Scots do and hay say 10 pints

n' a few halfs fir the road, i always enjoy when out

and like a song and dance wi the burds

 

Nout wrang wi 10 pints and a few halfs wi a song n a dance when oot n' aboot lad

maybe you should try it gulp , gulp

Och aye the noo , haste ye back laddie

Edited October 15, 2012 by larky

[Harleyman 12]

And how do you ken whits happening inside yer body laddie

as no one kin tell in whits goin on inside their system

many people the noo have hings wrang with them

and fighting illnesses and whit have we

and they have lived a life without pumping alcohol

and cigarettes into their systems

 

A feel its the luck of the draw in life sometimes and i know some people

not here any longer , whom were not heavy drinkers and never smoked in life

 

An ex friend of mine Died and he didnt drink or smoke

because he couldnt , because of a disability and since has Died

 

As sais myself and you do not know when anything can go wrong

thats why when feeling fine you have to make the best of life

myself i dont drink much nowadays , when young 3 nights a week in the pub

now ive not been out for say 6 weeks , ive woken up that pubs and such

are a rip off and its also so easy tae get into trouble going tae pubs

especially pubs with doormen on the doors ave noted

as these pubs expect trouble

am ready to travel to another part oh the country soon as its good to get away

fir a wkend noo n' again , and i shall be in the bars when away the 3 days for a ball

 

i dont smoke, i eat food which is both ok and not so good fir ye

as sais i live life to enjoy, as its nae use living life like Southerners

whom cuddle wan or 2 pints then awoe up the road

 

Naw ^^ better having a ball as us Scots do and hay say 10 pints

n' a few halfs fir the road, i always enjoy when out

and like a song and dance wi the burds

 

Nout wrang wi 10 pints and a few halfs wi a song n a dance when oot n' aboot lad

maybe you should try it gulp , gulp

Och aye the noo , haste ye back laddie

 

How do ye drink yer Vodka laddie? Raw and straight doon the hatch like a Russian or do ye add a wee drappie o' orange juice and sip it like a cissy?