epiphany Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I love reduced fridges in supermarkets. I'm the guy you see frantically humping the assistant marking down the produce. There is nothing sexier than the sight of a woman with a mark down gun, poised and ready to... mark down. Yes, sometimes it's a bloke, but there's humping nevertheless. Some of the great bargains I have bagged recently: Whole free range organic chicken - £2.60 6 free range eggs - 60p Blue cheese dressing (nice with pasta) - 4p Thai meatball pasta salad thing - 90p So I am here to propose a new diet called the reduced fridge diet. Basically, you can only buy whatever is in the reduced fridge. On some days it'll already have been raided, but if you can find the right time (sunday evenings are the best), you'll have more than enough choice. Not only will you save pounds, but you'll lose pounds as well (see what I did there?) because on some days you will have no option but to buy a bag of reduced cress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teuton Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I love reduced fridges in supermarkets. I'm the guy you see frantically humping the assistant marking down the produce. There is nothing sexier than the sight of a woman with a mark down gun, poised and ready to... mark down. Yes, sometimes it's a bloke, but there's humping nevertheless. Some of the great bargains I have bagged recently: Whole free range organic chicken - £2.60 6 free range eggs - 60p Blue cheese dressing (nice with pasta) - 4p Thai meatball pasta salad thing - 90p So I am here to propose a new diet called the reduced fridge diet. Basically, you can only buy whatever is in the reduced fridge. On some days it'll already have been raided, but if you can find the right time (sunday evenings are the best), you'll have more than enough choice. Not only will you save pounds, but you'll lose pounds as well (see what I did there?) because on some days you will have no option but to buy a bag of reduced cress. You should try shopping at Castle Market, it's all the fun of the reduced fridge without the reduced stickers and you will be lucky if the fridges are working. Good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotfeet Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I love reduced fridges in supermarkets. I'm the guy you see frantically humping the assistant marking down the produce. There is nothing sexier than the sight of a woman with a mark down gun, poised and ready to... mark down. Yes, sometimes it's a bloke, but there's humping nevertheless. Some of the great bargains I have bagged recently: Whole free range organic chicken - £2.60 6 free range eggs - 60p Blue cheese dressing (nice with pasta) - 4p Thai meatball pasta salad thing - 90p So I am here to propose a new diet called the reduced fridge diet. Basically, you can only buy whatever is in the reduced fridge. On some days it'll already have been raided, but if you can find the right time (sunday evenings are the best), you'll have more than enough choice. Not only will you save pounds, but you'll lose pounds as well (see what I did there?) because on some days you will have no option but to buy a bag of reduced cress. I'd keep off the Viagra if I was you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiphany Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 You should try shopping at Castle Market, it's all the fun of the reduced fridge without the reduced stickers and you will be lucky if the fridges are working. Good luck But it smells of fart down there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teuton Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 But it smells of fart down there And that's on a good day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peewee84 Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I love reduced fridges in supermarkets. I'm the guy you see frantically humping the assistant marking down the produce. There is nothing sexier than the sight of a woman with a mark down gun, poised and ready to... mark down. Yes, sometimes it's a bloke, but there's humping nevertheless. Some of the great bargains I have bagged recently: Whole free range organic chicken - £2.60 6 free range eggs - 60p Blue cheese dressing (nice with pasta) - 4p Thai meatball pasta salad thing - 90p So I am here to propose a new diet called the reduced fridge diet. Basically, you can only buy whatever is in the reduced fridge. On some days it'll already have been raided, but if you can find the right time (sunday evenings are the best), you'll have more than enough choice. Not only will you save pounds, but you'll lose pounds as well (see what I did there?) because on some days you will have no option but to buy a bag of reduced cress. OMG, I thought it was just me that lived on the "reduced fridge diet"! Something different everyday, and you never know what it's going to be until you roll up there and see what's on offer for the day! Then you come out of the supermarket feeling smug as hell because all the "idiots" around you have just paid full price for their dinner tonight and you are having a slap up banquet for the grand total price of a quid! I often call my mum and we compare who got the best deal of the day as well....! ---------- Post added 27-03-2013 at 13:07 ---------- Reading my post back.... I need to get a life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki-red Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I just got a bargain in the butchers, went in for some pork chops and he gave me 8 sausages free, said theyd got to be used within a couple of days! Result! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruella Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I love the 'Whoopsie Diet' itys a good way to try new things! I like coleslaw at Co-Op for 9p.... That day i love colslaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiphany Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 OMG, I thought it was just me that lived on the "reduced fridge diet"! Something different everyday, and you never know what it's going to be until you roll up there and see what's on offer for the day! Then you come out of the supermarket feeling smug as hell because all the "idiots" around you have just paid full price for their dinner tonight and you are having a slap up banquet for the grand total price of a quid! I often call my mum and we compare who got the best deal of the day as well....! ---------- Post added 27-03-2013 at 13:07 ---------- Reading my post back.... I need to get a life Stay off my patch, you! Actually, that's a point. I probably shouldn't promote the reduced fridge so fervently. Don't want to have to trample over too many bodies to get my 80 pence sausages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peewee84 Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Stay off my patch, you! Actually, that's a point. I probably shouldn't promote the reduced fridge so fervently. Don't want to have to trample over too many bodies to get my 80 pence sausages. :hihi: Yes, there will be nothing left for either of us unless you stop promoting our only food source. Times are hard and friends are few....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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