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BBC takes leaf out of The Star: exclusive


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Nah, that's an amateur attempt at a Star story.

 

Where's the photo of a hatchet faced mum with a tattooed forearm stood protectively over her glum looking son Tyson, 8, who is sporting a bandaged hand thanks to a manic gull attack?

 

Where are the accusations that the council are to blame and that compo is needed due to the heartache and emotional turmoil little Tyson has been put through.

 

And finally where is the headline "Council Gull Hell prevents brave tot from visiting seaside!"?

 

No BBC, you'll have to do a lot better than that if you want to compete with The Star.

 

Heh heh! Perfectly captured. The Star will be headhunting you for a Chief Trivia Correspondent role.

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