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Mr Clarkson - what a plonker,

Thought he was smart but his brain was a conker,

Unhinged nationalism was his favourite position,

Loved a good conflict - a war of attrition,

But I'm not too bothered he'll go without fight,

No doubt get a welcome from the far right.

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Don't let me stop you - the field is wide open,

And try not to say that your keyboard is broken,

For you are most welcome to write something better,

You could send it to me sometime in a letter.

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Quality stuff is so hard to find,

More often than not it's a piece of old rind


---------- Post added 11-03-2015 at 12:31 ----------


Forgive my last comment it sounded quite citrus,

Perhaps next time I'll test it with litmus.

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