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Originally posted by sugarnspice

 

 

There once was a man from Kentucky.

Who shopped at Jack Fulton and was mucky

Who was strangely attracted to his favourite Ducky

who looks like chucky

who once paid a hooker for "sucky"

who both then struck lucky

at the end of the job, she looked at his knob.

I'm not blowing that for ten bob

It won't fit in her gob...

Dip it low and grab the afro...

 

 

After all it was his cousin you know and so it was quite yucky!:D

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