nobody

Shalom - thy will be done for blessed are the Admin.

KatieD, good luck with your 'project'.(That wasn't sarcasm, so please don't reprimand me, Guv'nor)

good luck with this,

Unless you're a freak who's just signed up to the forum under a pseudonym in order to meet vulnerable women. (only 1 post, eh?)

It's not meant to be home cooked Yorkshire grub. Greggs are from Newcastle!

And that makes them great? They hail from the home of Ant and Dec, Jimmy Nail and the stottie, so it's nice? It's slop for fat-asses IMHO.

it matters very much because decent law abiding people are discouraged from going out at nights and forced to live a less happy life because of it.

I was trying to post with inherent sarcasm, but couldn't find an appropriate emoticon to really capture the subtlety of my inane posting.

Sid, there's loads of places to go where everyone doesn't look like they're trying to swallow their own heads - dirty pill-heads do my nut in, I avoid 'em like the plague but still go out... just to places where the conversation's a bit better than "wicked ere innit, i'm avin the bez night ov my liiiifffeee!!!!!".

Gregg's... they HAVE to the best sarnie shop (and cannot be found 'down South' you know folks..!), so let them branch out and have them dotted about everywhere.. why not! They are obviously making the cash!

Good joke about the sarnies, but who cares whether they're down south or not? It's not home-cooked authentic Yorkshire grub, you know...

I hate the place because it means I have to look at large people inhaling pasties everywhere in town. It's hard not to end up covered in other people's crumbs these days.

Is it? What, all of them? Well if that's the case let's all hand in our notices on Monday and sign on, jack up and rot alive until we're all one of these funky new 'skag-heads' you see scuttling round town. Oh what fun that'll be!

I vote Zimbabwe followed by Pakistan and Wales.

My sincere apologies for saying the thing about the monkey - it must have been very hurtful to all. Can I suggest the South Yorkshire Police as the possible future resource for serious enquiries? It's just that people on the internet can be a bit weird...

what the chuff is the point of having 2 seperate Poundlands in shouting distance of each other?

To break up the rows of Greggs 'bakeries'.

I think it's definitely getting better, and has a bit more about it than ten years ago.

The one thing that I find depressing and frustrating is going to the city centre to do a bit of shopping and being swarmed by obese people with thousands of kids, and handfuls of Greggs sausage rolls, which they slurp down their throats everywhere they go. It just makes navigating the street a bit tricky.

(btw before the fat society begin their uproar: i used the politically correct word 'obese')

seeing as clubbers gobble up all those drugs, someone has to supply them - and obviously that has a downside which includes introducing a criminal element and the potential for conflict and subsequent violence. Still, as long as the kids are having a good time, what does it matter?

just repeating what i've heard

Yeah unfortunately someone thought it'd be a good idea to take their pet chimp out for a walk - what they didn't realise was busy roads frighten the poor animals and it's now running riot, climbing up lamp-posts and throwing warm faeces at passers-by. The police would have been called, but most of the passers-by so far have been students, who are generally used to this kind of thing happening at weekends.

I say we tip our hats to the guy for giving us a few minutes of quality entertainment. I'd like to feel sorry for him, but he sounds like too much of a nob.