Annoni_mouse

1/ Dr Strangelove

2/Dumb and Dumber

3/Airplane(1 not 2)

This is great news, I read a while ago that Billy West (Fry) said they were doing some new episodes but this confirms it. Hang on, I'm sure I can find the link (A few minutes Googling later...)

 

http://www.billywest.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2011&PN=1

 

Let us not forget the comedy genius of Dr. Zoidberg, especially when Professer Farnsworth announces prior to an experiment:

"We're going to need a guinea pig..."

[Cut to a guinea pig in the middle of an empty room. Enter Zoidberg.]

"Hello, what's this? A free meal?"

[Wolfs down guinea pig. Trap activates and Zoidberg is caught in a net. Enter rest of crew.]

"Friends, help! I've been tricked by a guinea pig."

 

Now THAT'S funny, and I make no apologies for clearly being an anorak!

Zoidberg is clearly a comedy genius:hihi:

This is my favourite quote:

Dr. Zoidberg: Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!

(I make no apologies for being an anorak AND having a schoolboy's sense of humour! )

Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead

Did he?........

What did people think of this weeks episode though ?

 

Next weeks looks brilliant, it appears to feature Torchwood and the cybermen are back, yay.

 

Her who played chrissie watts from eastenders is in it.

Worst episode yet,tbh.Didnt really enjoy it at all.

Still, Im hopefull for this weeks ep.Tracy-Ann Oberman,mmmmmm:love:

Herons were the main reason I daren't leave my roof down on my car when I was at Hillsborough College.

Normal bird poo is bad enough, can you imagine what it would be like having one of those 'lose its load' on my car seats? - It would be like a great dane taking a dump on it from 400Ft.....

What...you mean adverts aren't real and we're not supposed to copy them?

 

I was soooooooo looking forward to meeting Tony the Tiger.

Hes a right big head in real life.

He used to be different, it used to be about the cereal, but now...

The other day, whilst holding her on my lap, my baby niece stamped on my man bits.That made me cry.Like a big sissy girl:cry:

PS what is it about babies- its like they've all got gonad seeking missiles in their feet?

Hmm..have to say I was really looking forward to this, but.......

I was disappointed.I used to love everything about Steve Coogan, but when you look at it, hes done nowt since the first series of I'm Alan Partridge, the second series failed to inspire, and Dr Terrible's house of Horrible?Please.....And the least said about Monkey Trousers the better:gag:

And is it me or is "old ming Noel" a right letch now?Every vaguely attractive woman who's on there seems to be the centre of his 'attention'

When I had my accident a few years back, I went to Autoways and found them to be very good.They did a cracking job on my old Escort and were very professional:thumbsup:

at yewlands it has to be without a doubt lynne coy just won an award for her teaching abilities, evan though i didnt no her that well all you have to do is say her name to any past yewlands pupils and they no her.

Is this the same Ms Coy who used to teach P.E?If it is, she used to be a really tough woman, a real ball breaker - not the kind of Teacher you ever took liberties with....

Lots of people promote their band or whatever on there.. and its great for meeting poeple.. talking about anything and nothing on.. kind of like this site isn't it?!

 

Online communities are filling the gap that real life community should be filling.

 

Having seen some of the stuff that passes for ice breaking conversation on there, it makes you wonder how they would cope with real life communities..

Just imagine it, your a young teenage girl at a local dance, when some goon with a baseball cap,baggy trousers and naked from the waist up comes up to you and says.....

"Ive just been lookin at you and you is well fit - I fink you and me should bone, innit?"

I say keep 'em on online communities - best place for 'em

Because like all websites of that ilk(Faceparty et al), they are in fact dating websites that allow people the pretence that theyre not actually a member of a dating website(thus avoiding the stigma thats attatched to these sites), but are instead members of an 'online community'.

Thats my take on 'em anyhow....

search didn't turn up much so please do go on...

 

and what do u mean im nothin like him? :suspect:

Are you sure?Search for slimsid2000 im pretty confident youll find something...

And this is a competion how.....

Sorry I realise your new here - if you do a search for Slimsid on the forum youll see what I mean:)

(PS im sure your nowt like him - NO ONE could be like him:hihi: )

well ive never had a gf probily never will coz i dont consider myself good lookin but hey thats life

Oh gawd - looks like slimsids got competition:shakes:

Just making a list now. Ah yes.....must remember the pink blotting paper too!

 

PS Has anyone experience of the turkey feather refills for the quill pen? I've a limited budget, and they're very cheap apparently.

Well if finance is an issue,I understand pheasant feathers make a suitable alternative.Id love to be able to tell you where you could get said feathers but I'm not a pheasant plucker,you see,I'm the pheasant plucker's son.....

Thanks. I don't have a food processor, so the grater would be the ideal option. I reckon my mistake was attempting to use new bread.

 

How about freezing the bread and then grating it? Has anyone ever tried that? For some reason my bread tends to go mouldy before it starts to harden, so I don't fancy waiting til it's started to go off.

Hmm never tried grating frozen bread - I guess it could work,but when Ive used new bread I always make a point of 'crunching' the bread up into a ball and then very gently rubbing it against the coarsest edge of the grater...

This is indeed great news:clap:

I for one am certainly looking forward to getting my writing-mojo working:thumbsup:

Your best bet is to use a grater - ive always found this has worked well for me in tha past:thumbsup:

Equador - I was mortified when I drew 'em out, but they're looking like dark horses at the mo.......

pokes shoeshine with one of Hecat'es knitting needles ....

 

There'd BE no shackletons, no-one would get old enough to need one if Hitler's lot had won ... we'd all be killed off at 70 probably as being of no use to anyone.

Nah Rubes..you see what youve done there is confused World War 2 with the film 'Logans Run'

Jan Wilson must have got her's for "Services to First Mainline"

[smuttyschoolboyhumour]You mean she 'services' the whole of mainline:o

No wonder they gave her a cbe - poor woman must be knackered[/smuttyschoolboyhumour]

I read once that Himmler put forward an idea to Adolf that the best thing to do with Britain once it was conquered was to turn it into a breeding station/holiday camp for the SS soldiers..........

Heil-de-hi campers:hihi:

Right, so i talk about the spirit of the Dambusters, with Londoners as a people, so i must be referring to the dogs name? yeah right.

 

Stoicism. Londoners seem to be the only ones who have that in abundance. Certainly they're the only ones to have shown they have the resiliance and bravery in the 21st century.

Again another cracking post.The comment about the dog was meant to be humerous-guess you didn't get it:rolleyes:

What I was asking was - what is the spirit of the dambusters?Ive heard of the spirit of the Blitz or the Dunkirk spirit,but I dont see how the events of the Ruhr Valley raid typify stoicism:confused:

Getting back on topic, whilst I can see what some people are saying - that to some, grief over a lost pet may seem misplaced, anyone who's ever seen dogs scrapping will know its not a very pleasant sight.And if the fight was witnessed by the owner, and it resulted in the death of the dog, I can totally see why the owner would be deeply upset...