nicecraig Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 SATURDAY 22nd Aug A GREAT FUN NIGHT GUARANTEED WHEN CRAIG DEGAN BRINGS HIS ALTO EGO ON STAGE IN THE OF GUISE SYLVIA JUBBILEE 2 GREAT SHOWS IN 1 ARTIST A STAR OF THE WEST END STAGE, SYLVIA JUBILEE MEMORABLY APPEARED AS THE EPONYMOUS HEROINE IN THE DIARY OF ANN FRANK AND RESOLUTELY REFUTES THE RUMOUR THAT, WHEN THE GESTAPO BURST ON STAGE, THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE SHOUTED, “SHE’S IN THE ATTIC!” AT OPENING NIGHTS AND PREMIERES, SYLVIA JUBILEE IS FREQUENTLY SEEN ON THE RED CARPET FESTOONED IN FURS AND DRIPPING WITH DIAMONDS. MOST OF MISS JUBILEE’S WORLD FAMOUS COLLECTION OF JEWELS ARE GIFTS FROM HER MANY GRATEFUL MALE ADMIRERS, THE LATE MAHARAJAH OF PHUKITSTAN IN PARTICULAR SHOWERED HER WITH A MULTITUDE OF GLITTERING DIAMONDS BUT, FOR REASONS BEST KNOWN TO HERSELF, SHE ALWAYS REFUSED HIS OFFER OF A PEARL NECKLACE. THE MISTRESS OF QUICK WIT AND READY REPARTEE, SYLVIA JUBILEE RECENTLY ACHIEVED LITERARY HISTORY WHEN SHE WAS TWICE ENTERED BY THE EDITOR OF THE OXFORD DICTIONARY OF QUOTATIONS. HER FAMOUS SAYING “A MAN WITHOUT A WOMAN IS LIKE A BICYCLE WITHOUT A FISH” AND “MEN ARE LIKE BUSES – YOU WAIT AGES FOR ONE TO COME ALONG THEN TWO ARIVE AT ONCE BOTH DECLARING ‘SORRY, NOT IN SERVICE’!” HAVE STRUCK A CHORD WITH FEMINISTS EVERYWHERE. AMONGST HER MANY ACCOLADES AND AWARDS, THE EVER MODEST MISS JUBILEE IS PROUDEST OF BEING VOTED 1988’S KWIK FIT FITTERS’ FITTEST BIRD OF THE YEAR. ********************************************************************************************** SUNDAY 23rd Aug AS ALWAYS A FANTASTIC NIGHTS ENTERTAINMENT IS ON OFFER FROM THE FANTASTIC SHELLEY STEVENS AND HER BAND,SHELLEY AND HER BAND LOVE TO ENTERTAIN AND ALWAYS PUT ON A SUPER SHOW PLEASE DON'T MISS THIS SUPER SHOW SEE BELOW SHELLEY STEVENS SHOW Shelley and her excellent band present a superb live fully costumed tribute, with the greatest hits of some of pop's most charismatic divas. An unforgettable night of Classic Motown, with a fabulous live band and the amazing voice of Shelley Stevens ... Including songs by Gladys Knight, Diana Ross, Chake Khan, Trammps, Gloria Gaynor, Weather Girls, Four Tops, Martha and The Vandellas, Supremes, Temptations, Jacksons and many more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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