My dear bed rock,
I guess that your nickname talks about you. I was replying to you for a unique reason: to have 5 published posts. Now I have achieved my aim and I can reply to private messages (that's a rule of the forum). To be brutally honest with you, I think you should change a bit your style becuase it is too much aggressive. I am aware of the english banter and I know that the english sarcasm is a bit subtle and written among the lines. According to this, I think that your sarcam cannot be defined perfectly British. However you should respect individuals apart from their nationality. I am Italian and I am proud of being it. According to my culture, jokes or sort of intimancy with people are allowed just in some cases: among friends, in places where chatting is free and face to face and so on. In our case, I do not know you and you do not know me. SO please be more considerate.
All the best.