GLASGOWOODS

Nah, no Glasgi on it Padders. To be honest, I don't even think I'm doing it right, lol.

 

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It's almost Winter, so I'll have plenty of opportunity to chill then.

I was on Tinder a couple of months back, but uninstalled after a week...it’s ****e.

I did take a mates young-un to primary school week mornings to see if there are any decent mums, but my massive ‘Im single, come get me,’ badge made me come across as creepy.

Politicians , like all wars

Certain companies like war, politicians just tow the line and pocket a few quid.

Netflix is good for some TV shows and few old classic movies. However, most of the films are low budget crap.

True.

They notified me with great gusto that that Black Hawk Down is now available to watch. Jeez, and they want me to pay for a film that I watched a fair few years ago.

Cancelled Netflix last night because their choice of films is shocking. Worse than Amazon prime films.

I'm sick of this, for heavens sake. I"ll buy you a train ticket to Glasgow.

Make it one way.

They never go back.

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He wont mind

I thought you are a bloke:confused:

My daughter lives on Hackey...

When i am working i am very social. everyones friend

 

but as soon as i clock off. i become a recluse

That’s a shame, unless it’s a personal choice to be a recluse out of work.

A lady who is the financial expert on The BBC morning programme. Don't know her name but she has a very broad Lancashire accent. I don't think anyone dare tell her !

I thought she is more north east Newcastle way.

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It's a shame some people don't have zips on their mouths like Zippy, so you can shut them up.

The corrosive sliver from my exes trap would soon burn through a zippy mouth for sure.

Good idea tho our ambs.

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I'd rather use bleach as an eye wash than watch this scrawny gimp.

Agree.

I would rather coat my exposed gonads in syrup and squat over a nest of fire ants than listen to him.

Kaiser Chiefs ? It definitely sound familiar.

 

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I've just worked out what i'm looking for. A steady, reliable bloke, who's a bit kooky.

Well, you just got lucky.

Awww re-write is GW, i'd like to see it

No.

Av fallen out with everyone and spit dummy out.

By that I mean a person who enjoys or is particularly good at interacting with others. I have to say, I'm not. Not because I don't enjoy peoples's company, but because I'm not particularly good with interacting with them. Whilst I am nice and polite, I just tend to feel awkward in social settings.

 

What about others on the forum?

I’m here!

I should be a salesman according to friends who say im a charismatic and suave man. A social butterfly with many a good yarn in my armament.

What section did you put it in, lol? I look like my mates cat, a bit clueless.

In General discussions for a bit of fun (which seems to bypass certain people). So, they chuck it where nobody bothers to come. No wonder very few people post these days. Seems ok to post health issues and such in general tho...

YOU CAN REMOVE IT NOW MODS.

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What a shame to edit it out, no wonder you call it the abyss, people might have actually found it fun to answer this.

I know.

I did a bit of a light hearted write up, but ya know flexibility and compromise seem to be missing by certain miserable peeps.

Remove topic now its been moved to the abyss.

Work is grinding me down. Seriously the daily hell of this whole thing is just not what I want in my life. So me and my friend was thinking it’d be a good idea to set up a new business renting things out to people in Sheffield and nearby places. Only trouble is we haven’t got nothing to rent out. This is where you people can help – we basically just wanna be chilled out dudes making an easy living just sitting down, drinking coffee and taking money from people as we borrow them our stuff. BUT WHAT STUFF? Stephen reckons surfboards would be the ultimate ‘cool guy’ thing but that would mean setting up near a river where people can surf such as Don or at Rother Valley.

 

ALL IDEAS WELCOME (and a free borrowing of one of our things for the best answer on here!)

Your new business is right there in your write-up...Rent nothing.

Set up on E-bay and rent, or just sell nothing posted out in a nice decorative box. Think of the millions of drunken idiots who E-Bay late at night and bid silly money for err, example a single corn flake with Padders face etched on it.

It’s money for nothing, or the price of a wee box.

Probably partying all night, lol. With Padders!

He must have got his viagra sorted then.

I know. I wonder if Patricia and Cressida have seen it yet?

They’re both still asleep.

Knackered they are.

All football managers post match interview.

Jim Watt ex boxer and commentator.

Jeffrey off Rainbow and Zippy.

Hazard a guess at Waterthorpe maybe??

I used it for a couple of days and thought it was bobbar, It'll never go back on my phone.

Just full of attention seeking ‘look at me’s.’

Except for Emberloaf....she’s my pal.

That a shame Glasgi But I do agree with the quote highlighted in bold. And yes, there are some drama queens on it.

I thought Twitter was on its way out.

I signed up for twitter and lasted about a day. Isn’t it just for drama queens, both sexes.

Hearing any man say ‘I tweeted’ makes me feel an overwhelming urge to remove the contents of their cranium.

Don't take it then, lol:hihi: Maybe have some oysters instead?

He’s terrible at spelling. I think he meant to type vinegar.

Washing capsules...can’t beat powder.

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I like John Lennon too, but Paul was the real talent of the Beatles, but for most people its John John John.

Paul has an awful voice tho.

Not really, as I feel the cold a lot, and my hands go numb quite often. I'm not looking forward to spending Christmas or my birthday on my again either.

Want warming up this winter Amberleaf?

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Totally with you on that one Padders!

 

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At least Glasgi's not been on here yet with his inventive ways to keep warm, lol.

Well, seeing that i enjoy swimming in the sea up here on the west coast all year round,the cold doesn’t bother me. Oh, no wet suit for me, just shorts and lots of stamina.

I've got a Fitbit. I don't really like it, I prefer my Gshock.

Gshock sounds like summat with anal vibrating capabilities.

Cobra Starship - While the City Sleeps, We Rule the Streets

I’m listening to Bay City Rollers, Dollar And Bucks Fizz.

Murray walker...

Nicola Sturgeon.