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We all do it; some of us in private, some only in front of their partner, some unashamedly on public transport. Some people even use it as a means of drawing attention to themselves or to impersonate wild animals!

 

So what's your most amusing anecdote about sneezing?

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I met the Lord Mayor once after directing a film which won an award. I went to some award ceremony at the Town Hall. I was drinking some sunny delight. Which is foul, but they didin't have anything else.

 

The Maoyr approached me and shook my hand. I sneezed Sunny Delight all over the Lord Mayor. Everyone laughed, apart from him. That is all.

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Sneezing directly after sex can be very messy you know:suspect::D

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I managed to cover a wall with bloody snot after a failed attempt at snorting sherbet!

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Were you buzzing? :confused:
Nah, thirteen!

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Sneezing directly after sex can be very messy you know:suspect::D

 

o my god knowing you i the images that fly through my mind are undiscribable lol

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o my god knowing you i the images that fly through my mind are undiscribable lol

 

Try not to think about it too much...........you`ll have nightmares!:D

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years agoi i went to leeds to watch the mighty owls (then we where lol) and we got a police escort a horse was behind me and sneezed over the back of me i dont need to draw a picture of what it looked like do i:gag::gag::gag:

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We used to have an old english sheepdog when I was young and when my mum sneezed it must've hurt his ears and he used to bark.

We were sat at the back of the bus with our dog and my mum sneezed. Surely enough he barked making everyone in on the bus jump and turn round at us in shock. :hihi:

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The look on the mother's face is priceless. :hihi:

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