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A bit of Ornithology...

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Did you know that Eagles mate for life? Well one day Harry the Eagle

waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. He went

looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead!




Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning, he decided

that he must get himself another mate. But he decided he might like to cross

the feather barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate.




He found a lovely DOVE and brought her back to the nest. The sex was

OK but all the DOVE would say was "I am a DOVE I want to Love! I am a

DOVE I want to love!"




Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the Dove out of the nest

and flew off once more to find a mate.




He found a very sexy LOON and brought her back to the nest; again the

sex was great, but all the LOON would say was "I am a LOON, I want to

spoon! I am a LOON I want to spoon!"




Egads, out with the LOON.




Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous

DUCK, so He brought the DUCK back to the nest. Again the sex was great,

but all the DUCK would say was...well .......























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No ...... the DUCK didn't say THAT!!!!! What an awful thing to think!











































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The Duck actually said, "I am a DRAKE you made a MISTAKE!"

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