Blacksheep Posted June 6, 2007 Posted June 6, 2007 The Sheffield borders are open tonight should you want to cross over to non relish teritory? If you don't like relish you have little if no taste at all Be gone with ya, banished forever to relish free counties where you can practice your evil L&P ways...
Compound_Kid Posted June 6, 2007 Posted June 6, 2007 Behold the mighty Hendos!!! http://www.hendersonsrelish.com/content/images/bottle.gif Lea & Perrins - I'd rather pour me own tiddle over summat before being forced to have that ! Try a drop of Hendos when making a bolognese ...it gives it something special.My Italian friends (when having my sauce) have asked me how I get some much taste into my mince.Well,now they know.....
Lestat Posted June 6, 2007 Posted June 6, 2007 How those long winter nights must just fly by in Derby, sat there comparing sauces?? Henderson's anyday of the week! and twice on Sunday's!
swordfish1 Posted June 6, 2007 Posted June 6, 2007 The Sheffield borders are open tonight should you want to cross over to non relish teritory? If you don't like relish you have little if no taste at all Be gone with ya, banished forever to relish free counties where you can practice your evil L&P ways... I AM originally from Rotherham tho, so that's my excuse. I must have SOME taste , seeing as I left Rotherham to live in Sheffield. Still think Henderson's is crap tho.
pitsmoorlad Posted June 7, 2007 Posted June 7, 2007 I AM originally from Rotherham tho, so that's my excuse. I must have SOME taste , seeing as I left Rotherham to live in Sheffield. Still think Henderson's is crap tho. Yorkshire pudding (made by my wife), Mayt an tater pie (likewise), Mushy peas, and hendos. 4 of the finest things to grace a table and delight the taste buds, (droooooooooooooooool). So, poor sad deluded L&P lovers, stick with your dark, insipid, liquified doggy doos, you're more to be pitied than reviled. Nothing you could ever say or do would make it more popular in Sheffield. I suspect that L&Ps makers are secretly paying Hendos to not go National, that way L&P will stay in business.
Albatross Posted June 7, 2007 Posted June 7, 2007 Anyone remember when L&P:gag: had another name Brasso:hihi:
Kimpton Posted June 7, 2007 Author Posted June 7, 2007 Hurrah...the tide is beginning to turn. It seems I am not alone, the Anti Hendo Brigade (AHP) is gaining strength, new members are coming out in droves (two so far!)support of the mighty L&P. To those of you who share my view I congratulate you. Particularly as you have the divine courage to voice your beliefs from within the mighty Hendo fortress of South Yorkshire. It is but a start and may take many years to achieve, but we will all be rewarded with a new L&P nation. Hendo's the end is in sight, take your 'ingredients' of sacharrin and isoproplyl alchohol and realise the game is up. As a compromise we in the 'AHP' will allow a small memorial to be sited on Leavygrave Road in memory of all those poor deluded souls who have fallen victim to Hendersons dark and unnatural powers over the years. The Long March begins. We stride forward...from the sunlit uplands of Derbyshire to Leavygreave Road. One small step for a man etc....
nick2 Posted June 7, 2007 Posted June 7, 2007 This quote from the "Archaelogy Monthly" newsletter "Recent archaeological discoveries have provided increasing evidence that the mythical food and drink of the gods, which have for centuries been though to be ambrosia and nectar, were, infact, Yorkshire pudding and Henderson's relish"
Kimpton Posted June 7, 2007 Author Posted June 7, 2007 nick2...I have already added your name to the proposed memorial...get help while you still can...we in the AHP can offer support and counselling during the terrible withdrawal period. Unfortunately the problem may be much worse that we in the AHP originally thought. We are preparing to send a tanker of L&P up to Sheffield to deal with the fall out. Hold strong nick2...we're on our way.
nick2 Posted June 7, 2007 Posted June 7, 2007 L&P's only use is in a Bloody Mary, it serves no other purpose.
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