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Tried that, caught crabs :D

 

Trying......not.......to.......ask........can't ......stop.....

 

 

 

 

 

HOW THE HELL DID YOU CATCH CRABS???????

 

 

 

.....too......late

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Well I tried my usual way of pain relief by gently hodling the gob doctors scrotum and whispering "Now we arent going to hurt each other, are we?" and they ran up my arm and lodged in my pit hairs.

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I had one of them and unbeknown to the student dentist the antibiotics had only removed my pain, so when he dug in to sort it out all the the muck sprayed out of my gum. It was errr...well you know when actors have to think of something really sad to make themselves cry? Well, I'd just have to think about that. :(

 

I lost the tooth after that too.

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