Jabberwocky Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 You know, like... when you squeeze a blackhead? Has anyone ever tried to dry one out? Im wondering how long itd take a blackhead to dry enough to crumble under its own weight at room temperature. Bogeys can take anything up to 14 hours and plaque can take DAYS, but what about the humble blackhead...? Im thinking about eating lots of greasy foods and chocolate and attempting to culture a few healthy blackheads to grace my pretty, girlish face. Remember the black moles that ladys used to stick onto their upper lip to make themselves look interesting and sexy? Well Im going to try it with blackheads. If I can get a decent grouping of them then I can simulate a mole-- or even grow then at places around my fizzog so that I can draw a dot to dot pic with them. Actually, while Im at it, whats the best tool to use for removing blackheads? I find that a budgies beak is quite good, but you have to get the budgie drunk enough to be persuaded. Yeahhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathom Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Why not cultivate them into a little thin moustache like Midge Ure sports in the Vienna video? You would also need one with a good long 'root' on it to experiment on. Actually it takes a lot to make me feel sick, but this thread has done the trick nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dozy Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Wow - Blackhead Crumble - we're definitely having that for pudding at the reception. I just knew you'd get going on the recipes sooner or later. Are you going to be able to produce sufficient quantities though, might it not be a good idea if you asked some fellow forummers to help with crumble production? I'd hate not to have enough. Dozy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Macbeth Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 What a thread to read first thing in the morning - its put me off my breakfast! Jabber, what were you on last night - must have had some hallucinatory qualities to come up with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdnaKrabappe Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Buy some of those Biore Strips. Then, instead of having to take them out one by one, you'd get loads out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 But isnt one by one more... whats the word Im searching for here... Satisfying...? Im going to invent a sort of stencil, you place it onto your face and squeeze out the unwanted blackheads while leaving the ones under the stencil untouched. Remove the stencil and you can have a nice picture or design in blackheads. Its the ultimate in tattooing! Once you get bored with it, just dissolve it with Clearasil if your a girly or Domestos if your a bloke! Or you could squeeze `em out one by one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 What a thread to read first thing in the morning - its put me off my breakfast! Jabber, what were you on last night - must have had some hallucinatory qualities to come up with this? Its a lovely start to anyones day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 Wow - Blackhead Crumble - we're definitely having that for pudding at the reception. I just knew you'd get going on the recipes sooner or later. Are you going to be able to produce sufficient quantities though, might it not be a good idea if you asked some fellow forummers to help with crumble production? I'd hate not to have enough. Dozy Just give me a hot day, a pound of chocolate and a good spell in the gym and I promise you that Ill produce blackheads thatll make my mush look like the inside of a fishermans bait box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dozy Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Just give me a hot day, a pound of chocolate and a good spell in the gym and I promise you that Ill produce blackheads thatll make my mush look like the inside of a fishermans bait box. My hero Dozy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 My hero Dozy Please keep this partnership going.!! I just love it !! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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