"Ooooh Look, A Toytoyse!"

[Ginger_Kitty]

MatalanD!?

 

and the other one: ArgosT!?

 

are these differents shops to the cheapycrappy ones??

[fnkysknky]

A few people I knew as a kid used to say cirtle instead of circle - that really wound me up

[Jabberwocky]

Put the kekkle on somebody, Im dying for a drink of tea.

[smileyjiver]

MatalanD!?

 

and the other one: ArgosT!?

 

are these differents shops to the cheapycrappy ones??

 

A friend of mine also says MatalanD - like you it drives me insane. I ALWAYS have to say, where? Oh Matalan!!

[bagger]

Another one....'would you like a bag of crisp'

 

It's crispS

[rubydazzler]

What has any of this to do with tortoises? Anyway, I say 'tortuss' ...

 

Something I've noticed on here is people typing "defiantly" when I'm almost certain they mean "definitely"?

 

And why oh why have even BBC presenters started emphasising the 'T' in words like hospital, they sound about three years old fgs! Oh yes, and "Wembelly Stadium" WHAT??

[Jabberwocky]

I was intending to call this "The anal retentives megathread" but the mods informed me that its hunting season and theyre loaded for Jabberwock!

[Brunette]

I knew a girl who pronounced cupboard "cupperd" and it made me want to wring her scrawny little neck!

[lizzmobile]

Discotect,

Cousint (Irish)

 

Had a very snooty boss who used to say 'hittapotamus'. Oh how our ribs ached

 

When people in a shop ask "Are you t' mannijoh?" (say it out loud)

[melthebell]

my kids STILL say mazagine instead of magazine