False lives behind a screen

[koenigsinger 10]

I am just me, 100% no front, no pretence, I'm an open book and I dont hide my thoughts or my feelings.

[cressida 1,570]

I am just me, 100% no front, no pretence, I'm an open book and I dont hide my thoughts or my feelings.

 

that's why you are so popular darling:)

[cressida 1,570]

No problemo! I've decided we can all convert to being Mormons - after all, if I can change my sexual orientation for your sweet sake, I can certainly take up religion.

 

This will mean you can have as many wives as you want. Of course, we'll all have to move to Salt Lake City but at least that means you'll be closer to your all-time favourites, The Osmonds.

 

I thought we might have Cressida and Pattricia for bridesmaids - and you might consider Melthebell for your best man? He seems like a nice lad.

 

I'll have my ma-in-law as my maid of honour - her wheelchair looks quite nice all done up with white satin ribbons, and I can give her a double dose of medication so she doesn't dribble too much or have one of her "turns".

 

I'll go and check out the Wedding Group, because I'm obviously not too experienced about this heterosexual wedding thing.

 

Remember to let me know about the bridesmaids

 

Dozy

 

can we have a choice of colours for pattricia's and my dresses please Dozy:)

[gabby 10]

Talking of 'hiding behind a screen' the thread starter hasn't even replied to any o' t' posts!

 

Come on Minnime, pull thi finger out lass!!

[Dozy 11]

can we have a choice of colours for pattricia's and my dresses please Dozy:)

 

Of course! I have already started some research so you can have some decent colours to choose from:

 

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=220473

 

dozy

[cressida 1,570]

Of course! I have already started some research so you can have some decent colours to choose from:

 

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=220473

 

dozy

 

not black, puce, blood red or yellow - it might upset him:hihi:

[Pooch_1 10]

God it infuruates me certain people on here leading people on pretending to be someone they are not is this the only way they can get their kicks ? Really are sad.How many have you have had the experiance of these false sad people

 

OK OK, I admit, I am not really a winking dog, I apologise if my avatar misled anyone to believe that I was.

[Dozy 11]

not black, puce, blood red or yellow - it might upset him:hihi:

 

OK - I found the colours. http://www.st-mike.org/colors.html

 

At the moment, I'm leaning towards Carnation, Dead Spaniard or Puke.

 

What are your thoughts?

 

Dozy

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Bugger those names, Gingerline sounds beautiful.

[JoeP 11]

Talking of 'hiding behind a screen' the thread starter hasn't even replied to any o' t' posts!

 

Come on Minnime, pull thi finger out lass!!

 

Some spleen-venting may have been going on....but some replies would be nice!

[Pooch_1 10]

Dead Spaniard or Goose Turd, but not necessarily in that order. :hihi:

[Jabberwocky 46]

OK - I found the colours. http://www.st-mike.org/colors.html

 

At the moment, I'm leaning towards Carnation, Dead Spaniard or Puke.

 

What are your thoughts?

 

Dozy

 

Dead Spaniard? Puke? Has this turned into a culinary thread...? Making my gob water here!