Are You all Real...

[datal 10]

It's very frustrating on the SF not knowing who people are & not being able to write exactly what you want, i tend to form an opinion initially by the username & avatar & the amount of posts & i often wonder if the ladies are real & look anything like thier avatars.

 

It's nice to see Jabbers show his face (if it is his) on occasions, he has the same build & look as me but i'm slightly darker & it hurts me to admit that i'm a little older & more portly & like Jabbers brought up on the Cross, i like his type of humour & i think mine sometimes comes across as being a bit sarcastic & NO i'm not a Jabbers groupie......honest, ok i might have had his photo blown up to 6ft x 4ft at great expense & stuck it on my bedroom ceiling but that's..... OK i will be having therapy.

[melthebell 863]

your all sick and disgust me

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jabberwocky 46]

It`d be a blast if all those pics I posted of me were just lifted from some blokes blog wouldnt it ?

 

As if I`d do a thing like that

[shoeshine 10]

Jabber....craftily woven threads like this one won't get me to fall for your "I am what I am!" crap.

 

You're a bl**dy monster ex-car park attendant with an attitude!

 

You deserve all the hassle on here that you get!

 

Signed :-shoeshine-Master of the Rolls-UN Whelk Appreciation Society- c/o Atlantis Conservation, UN, New York with big buildings )

[Jabberwocky 46]

Jabber....craftily woven threads like this one won't get me to fall for your "I am what I am!" crap.

 

You're a bl**dy monster ex-car park attendant with an attitude!

 

You deserve all the hassle on here that you get!

 

Signed :-shoeshine-Master of the Rolls-UN Whelk Appreciation Society- c/o Atlantis Conservation, UN, New York with big buildings )

 

Yeah.

 

Thats YOU clamped the next chance I get!

[cressida 1,564]

If you saw me you might think I was unapproachable, 5'6" fair, a bit plumptious ( but could lose weight if there was an incentive) have been told I look slim today!!! Still have a back row in the classroom sense of mischief, I have to relieve the boredom and will dare myself - like to have good fun, I think I am still a virgin( so to speak) and am very generous spirited- adventurous in a good way

[Dozy 11]

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It's nice to see Jabbers show his face (if it is his) on occasions, he has the same build & look as me but i'm slightly darker & it hurts me to admit that i'm a little older & more portly & like Jabbers brought up on the Cross, i like his type of humour & i think mine sometimes comes across as being a bit sarcastic & NO i'm not a Jabbers groupie......honest, ok i might have had his photo blown up to 6ft x 4ft at great expense & stuck it on my bedroom ceiling but that's..... OK i will be having therapy.

 

Therapy?? Tha' needs a lot more than therapy, you need putting out of your misery - I can recommend a good vet

 

Dozy

[julado 10]

"I'm the urban spaceman baby....here comes the twist....I don't exist" !!!!!!

[datal 10]

Therapy?? Tha' needs a lot more than therapy, you need putting out of your misery - I can recommend a good vet

 

Dozy

Only if it's a vet who knows a lot about sheep, but it's ok, some lovely gentlemen in white coats are coming for me & they say i'm going on a really nice long holiday, where i can wear my wellies all day long.

 

Will you be able to look after my Abyssinian todger-growler please? And make sure he does his exercises.

[Rich 12]

Only if it's a vet who knows a lot about sheep, but it's ok, some lovely gentlemen in white coats are coming for me & they say i'm going on a really nice long holiday, where i can wear my wellies all day long.

 

You should emigrate down to Wales then, or New Zealand.

 

Apparently they know their sheep there.

 

 

On topic, I'm more forward on here than I am in real life, people who've seen me at meets will have probably noticed I'm usually a bit quiet in public

 

Unless there's a quiz on or something in the pub I just sit quietly supping my pint of real ale and perving at the barmaids!

[Dozy 11]

Only if it's a vet who knows a lot about sheep, but it's ok, some lovely gentlemen in white coats are coming for me & they say i'm going on a really nice long holiday, where i can wear my wellies all day long.

 

Will you be able to look after my Abyssinian todger-growler please? And make sure he does his exercises.

 

Now you've gone and mentioned sheep - you'll have Mr Wocky out of his coffin for sure.

 

Sorry, can't take on any more pet care - my 96 ma-in-law tends to get a tad vicious and attacks "strangers".

 

Dozy

[Dozy 11]

Unless there's a quiz on or something in the pub I just sit quietly supping my pint of real ale and perving at the barmaids!

 

Ah, bless - and they say there's no hope for the younger generation.....

 

Dozy