How Do You Like Your Steak?

[BrainThrust 10]

A promise to the mods and readers of Sheffield Forum:

 

I, Jabberwocky, solemnly promise, that my next thread will NOT contain references to bodily emissions, either solid or liquid, the contents of nostrils, either from human or animals, nor Will I mention sex in any way, shape or form.

The smell of the dirt scraped from underneath toenails will NOT be hinted upon, nor will kitten sick, or the vomit from any other animal.

 

I will not mention the eating of dandruff, the collecting and harvesting of fungal infections as a nutritious additive to salads, nor will I mention plaque soup or any other injestion of other peoples bodily wastes.

 

This promise, which I give in all seriousness, is a load of crap, because I already feel the urge to start a thread about using belly buttons as cruet sets.

Im sorry, I cant help myself, I may be going insane, but you cant stop me.

 

 

Heh heh

 

 

 

of course you're going insane, you think you have more than one belly button!

 

Wilf

[artisan 10]

I think it may be lack of sleep due to the new baby that is causing these strange delusions

[Jabberwocky 46]

of course you're going insane, you think you have more than one belly button!

 

Wilf

 

So you think we only have.. what? Less than six navels?

 

I have six, I assume everybody else does too.

 

I have a sweet little name for each and every one of them.

[D2J 10]

Have to have my steak well done I'm afraid..

 

Can't eat it otherwise

[BrainThrust 10]

So you think we only have.. what? Less than six navels?

 

I have six, I assume everybody else does too.

 

I have a sweet little name for each and every one of them.

 

and with the hole round the back does that make them the magnificent seven?

 

Wilf

[Jabberwocky 46]

I call the one round the back Old grunty

 

Hes a star!

[pattricia 575]

So what about the worms thing? She told me that unless the steak is well done, theres a chance we`ll get ... lodgers...

 

No you wont.

[Jabberwocky 46]

So I can eat steak and not get worms?

 

 

Im almost disappointed... I was gonna save them all in a bucket and use them for fishing bait.

 

I had plans of taking pics of them swinging merrily from my botty and posting it on SF.

[lizzmobile 11]

Next question is how do you like your steak?

Still attached to the rump

[Jabberwocky 46]

Still attached to the rump

 

Youd eat the entire animal in one go? Damn youre my kinda gal!

[lizzmobile 11]

But more importantly, still alive and protesting loudly in a half-hearted sort of way

[Jabberwocky 46]

But more importantly, still alive and protesting loudly in a half-hearted sort of way

 

Ill pvt you my phone number. We have to meet, Ill take you for a nice candle lit meal, I know where theres a herd of Fresians we can terrorise.