Jabberwocky   46 #1 Posted May 11, 2007 The other half just bought me a huge steak from Morrisons. They also sell Relish and she bought me three bottles.  Anyway, I took the steak, slapped it into the oven, lit the oven, counted to ten, switched it off, slapped the steak onto a plate, added salad (Im a healthy boy) and scoffed the lot.  Blood went everywhere! The steak was ro rare that it was still Mooing as I scoffed it. By the end of the meal I was covered in blood. I looked like an obese Vampire. Count Fat-ula.  Anyway, the other half waited patiently, looking at me in disgust as I ate what is in effect, raw meat and THEN she informed me that theres a good chance that Ill get worms.  Aparrantly the eggs lay quietly in the muscle of the animal, and if it isnt cooked properly, they hatch inside some idiots intestines, start to feed and grow, and within a few weeks Ill wake up with what looks like living spaghetti hanging out of my botty hole.  `Ohh goody` I said, `I cant wait to try it.`  So is it true? WILL I become a mobile worm farm? Ive always eaten steak partially raw, and so far no spaghetti botty.  Next question is how do you like your steak? Raw like me, like a REAL man!!!? Or medium rare? Or crozzled like a WIMP!!!!  Or are you... Dare I say it... a... a...a...  Vegetarian.  You.... HIPPY!   Please tell me.  Please.  Id hate to have to lick your frying pans in the night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
BrainThrust   10 #2 Posted May 11, 2007 I have my steak very rare, unless i don't trust the place cooking it, then i have it medium.  Wilf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
happyhippy   11 #3 Posted May 11, 2007 I w... w... w... as a veggie for years, but rebelled.  Medium rare to rare for me mate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #4 Posted May 11, 2007 So what about the worms thing? She told me that unless the steak is well done, theres a chance we`ll get ... lodgers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
HappyHoosier   10 #5 Posted May 11, 2007 So what about the worms thing? She told me that unless the steak is well done, theres a chance we`ll get ... lodgers...  Well, choose your poison. Charred steak is full of carcinogens.   As for the steak doneness... I've started eating it rarer and rarer as I get older. I down to medium rare. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Bexstars   10 #6 Posted May 11, 2007 cooked and not mooing!  I hate to see any blood it puts me right off  not sure about the worms though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
BrainThrust   10 #7 Posted May 11, 2007 So what about the worms thing? She told me that unless the steak is well done, theres a chance we`ll get ... lodgers...  I don't really care. I've probably eaten much worse out there in the past or my childhood.  Wilf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
The_DADDY (2) Â Â 10 #8 Posted May 11, 2007 Medium to rare i used to like but having read about the worms im ordering my own supply of napalm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Swan_Vesta   11 #9 Posted May 11, 2007 I w... w... w... as a veggie for years, but rebelled. Medium rare to rare for me mate.  Ditto - years and years of veggies and beans. Now you can wipe it's backside and send it in mooing. A steak sandwich is just not the same if you bite down and blood doesn't run out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #10 Posted May 11, 2007 An old army mate of mine told me that a good way to kill the worms is to drink charcoal in warm water. Aparrantly the lads use charcoal from their cooking fires mixed in water and drink it. It kills the wormies straight away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Ally68 Â Â 10 #11 Posted May 11, 2007 medium, nice and pink. No blood just juice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
debsutd   10 #12 Posted May 11, 2007 medium to well done for me, no blood :yuk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...