crowefan Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 "panties? what else do I need?" Stella Stevens in THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketpig Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 "If you lend a tenner to a mate and you never see him again, it was a tenner very well spent" my Dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it. - Einstein. See also my sig. The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the social sciences is: some do, some don't. - Ernest Rutherford. Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have - Anon. Not really a quote, but I found it funny: Staph only - Sign on a microbiology lab door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artisan Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Another one about the Duke of wellington. When out shooting one day he accidentally wounded a woman working in the fields. When complaint was made to him, he replied 'Good God woman, this should be the proudest day of your life! You have just had the honour of being shot by the Duke Of Wellington' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtticusFinch Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 "Smart bombs, dumb politicians" "War is just terrorism with a bigger budget" and one from the legendary former Liverpool manager Bill Shankly: "If Everton were playing in my back garden, I'd close the curtains" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
segasonic Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 'I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very ****** off.' - Tyler Durden 'If you're so certain you can fly, why not take off from the ground?' - Bill Hicks on LSD users jumping off buildings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTheo Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 i've come to chew gum and kick ass................and im all outta gum' :thumbsup: class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuscula Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 "TOPMAN IS THE SHEFFIELD FORUM GENIUS" - TopMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Resistance is futile! (The Borg, Star Trek TNG to Voyager) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
depoix Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 " i cant understand it, they were up all last night,singing and dancing ! general g.a. custer battle of the little big horn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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