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How snappy he got when he got tired!!! Oooooh and that he didn't know how to work a washing machine, our microwave or the gas cooker! (Or is that just because he wanted me to do everything :suspect: )

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That he didn't know how to work a washing machine, that he had a 'mono' eyebrow that he shaved up the middle!

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I knew practically bugger all about the other half apart from the fact that shes a terrible speller. It was fun finding out about her though, and five years later Im STILL discovering new things each day.

 

Im waiting to discover that shes a total psycho and is planning to kill me off for the insurance.

 

She discovered that my farts smell far worse than I led her to believe they did.

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How many times rogue droplets of wee on the bog seat can pass unnoticed by me but can be instantly detected by our lass ..................... Usually after she's sat down :D

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How many times rogue droplets of wee on the bog seat can pass unnoticed by me but can be instantly detected by our lass ..................... Usually after she's sat down :D

 

Nice :gag:

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Nice :gag:

 

What can I say? - I'm a catch :hihi:

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Upon cohabiting, I discovered that the (former) OH....

 

1. Could never, ever sleep with a window open. Ever. Not even a crack. (Sensitive inner ears.)

2. Could not see shaved whiskers in the sink, even with his glasses on.

3. Could not wash with anything but gold Dial antibacterial soap.

4. Owned not one, but two, Cabbage Patch Dolls.

5. Hated green.

6. Rolled his clean underwear like a burrito before putting it in the drawer.

7. Had a passion for the butt-ugly sports paintings of Leroy Neiman

 

I was in love at the time, though, and it all seemed wonderfully charming.:love:

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How loving and caring she really is, both as a parent and partner.

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How loving and caring she really is, both as a parent and partner.

 

You on a promise or something mate?

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