The Definition Of Sanity.

[Jabberwocky 46]

Well?!? How do they/you define sanity?

 

Personally I like to dress in a pink frock and announce to passing policemen that Im a fitted wardrobe form Ikea, but thats just one of my little...quirks.

 

 

DISCUSS or I`ll plait your water!

[baileys_mum 10]

I personally have no handle on sanity. Depends on the day I suppose

[Sultana 10]

Don't know why you're asking us - if we were sane - we wouldn't be in here!!

[cazah 10]

Sanity is turning on the washing machine to cook a chicken and opening the oven to put your washing in.

[Lindos 10]

I'm a good little doggy

[JoeP 11]

I have only ever met one person in my whole life who could prove he was sane.

 

When I was a child, there was a fellow in the neighbourhood who was eccentric in many ways. From what I gathered in later life, he'd been born with a minor mental disability, and had been hospitalsied as 'simple' when he was a child - as he was in his 50s or so when I knew him this would have been around the time of WW1 - not a great time for mental health care.

 

He woudl be seen with his brother, I think, who looked after him. One day I was out with my mother and saw them, with the eccentric fellow pushing a wheelbarrow along, upside down.

 

With the lack of diplomacy of a child, I asked why he was wheeling the barrow along upside down. He pointed out to me that it was to stop passers by throwing stuff in to it.

 

He then reached in to his pocket and pulled out a document (which I saw numerous times over the years) that had been given to him on discharge from the hospital, and the document did indeed state that he was sane.

 

He's the only person who's ever been able to prove with documentary evidence that he was sane.

[esme 10]

well I always wash my hands after the loo

[Jabberwocky 46]

I just saw the word "Fetal" and it caught my attention.

 

God knows why I told you that, but it made me do a little wee-wee.

[fr8neck 10]

It's a catch-all word that doesn't mean anything, like proving a negative: you can't show that you're sane, but if you're nuts someone'll point out the evidence.

[Jabberwocky 46]

So, if we were to be dragged into a laughing factory by accident, then theres a good chance that we could be there forever? All because we... liked... jumping onto complete strangers in dark alleyways at night and shaving their heads, for example?

 

Not that I`ve ever done that.

Really I havent...

[fr8neck 10]

So, if we were to be dragged into a laughing factory by accident, then theres a good chance that we could be there forever? All because we... liked... jumping onto complete strangers in dark alleyways at night and shaving their heads, for example?

 

Not that I`ve ever done that.

Really I havent...

 

Depends on whether it's in the interests of the place to have you there: if it means a bigger budget yes: a smaller one no.

[Jabberwocky 46]

I find things like this funny.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9A56nuxte8

 

 

 

Insanity? Or do I just have an eye for beauty...?