Valentine's rhymes???

[Buffs 10]

Does anyone have any good rhymes to put in a Valentines card?

Thanks x

[fox20thc 10]

have a look here http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=186816

[scc30 10]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you!

 

Yes i know, cheesy. LOL

[mr craig 10]

Love may be beautiful, Love may be bliss,

but I only slept with you, because I was pi**ed

 

 

Any good?

[Buffs 10]

I'm not sure my boyf would appreciate that one!!

[Meaks 11]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have got crabs

So you must have too

 

Never fails...

[miniminch 10]

Roses are red, violets are pink

I smell like honey but you ****ing stink:gag:

[Gemima 10]

I love you

I love you

I love you almighty

I wish my pajamas were next to your nighty

[B133L3 10]

I love you

I love you

I love you almighty

I wish my pajamas were next to your nighty

 

 

 

DONT BE MISTAKEN NOW

DONT BE MISLEAD

I MEAN ON THE WASHING LINE NOT ON THE BED

[B133L3 10]

A ring is round it has no end

To be your wife i do intend;)

[original 10]

A ring is round it has no end

To be your wife i do intend;)

 

Awww bless will he finally get his wish tommorow

[B133L3 10]

Awww bless will he finally get his wish tommorow

 

 

Tch shhhh original not met him yet:thumbsup: :thumbsup: