Jabberwocky Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I was standing at the bus stop the other morning, and a man across the road from me LIT A CIG!!! He actually, with malicious intent and a total disregard for others lit this three inch long tube of paper that was stuffed with leaves! I dont mind telling you, that I was aghast! Sod the chemical, nuclear and biological pollutants that are dumped into rivers, lakes and oceans each day, this IDIOT was smoking! As I stood glaring at him (From a distance, because basically Im only brave enough to moan about these things on a computer) he DROPPED HIS FAG END onto the floor!!!! The pig! Later, as I was burning my garden waste along with a few tyres and old carpets, I thought about this monster, and wondered why he felt the need to attempt to bring about the end of civillization in this way and came to the conclusion that he must have been a muslim extremist! Yes, my friends, only a maniac of this calibre would spark up in a force three gale-all the better to spread his poison wider! Ok, so he wasnt of Asian or Arabic appearance, he was blonde and blue eyed, but these muslims are crafty! My next door neighbours sisters friends uncles bus drivers sixth passengers auntys vet who tends to a small wire haired terrier called Kevin with an owner who has a friend who has an aquaintance who has a cousin who has asthma and the thought of this muslim extremist casually smoking in the open air frankly, disgusts me! There creatures ought to he horse-whipped then shot at dawn! Even better, shot AS theyre being horse-whipped! Here is a link for those of you who are interested. http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/food_&_drink/meats/sausages.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Goose Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I think Tony Blair would classify you as being part of the axis of evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarby Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I was standing at the bus stop the other morning, and a man across the road from me LIT A CIG!!! He actually, with malicious intent and a total disregard for others lit this three inch long tube of paper that was stuffed with leaves! I dont mind telling you, that I was aghast! Sod the chemical, nuclear and biological pollutants that are dumped into rivers, lakes and oceans each day, this IDIOT was smoking! As I stood glaring at him (From a distance, because basically Im only brave enough to moan about these things on a computer) he DROPPED HIS FAG END onto the floor!!!! The pig! Later, as I was burning my garden waste along with a few tyres and old carpets, I thought about this monster, and wondered why he felt the need to attempt to bring about the end of civillization in this way and came to the conclusion that he must have been a muslim extremist! Yes, my friends, only a maniac of this calibre would spark up in a force three gale-all the better to spread his poison wider! Ok, so he wasnt of Asian or Arabic appearance, he was blonde and blue eyed, but these muslims are crafty! My next door neighbours sisters friends uncles bus drivers sixth passengers auntys vet who tends to a small wire haired terrier called Kevin with an owner who has a friend who has an aquaintance who has a cousin who has asthma and the thought of this muslim extremist casually smoking in the open air frankly, disgusts me! There creatures ought to he horse-whipped then shot at dawn! Even better, shot AS theyre being horse-whipped! Here is a link for those of you who are interested. What brand of tobacco was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted December 21, 2006 Author Share Posted December 21, 2006 What brand of tobacco was it? He was a muslim so I assume he was smoking camel brand tobacco! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2wentypence Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I was standing at the bus stop the other morning, and a man across the road from me LIT A CIG!!! He actually, with malicious intent and a total disregard for others lit this three inch long tube of paper that was stuffed with leaves! I dont mind telling you, that I was aghast! Sod the chemical, nuclear and biological pollutants that are dumped into rivers, lakes and oceans each day, this IDIOT was smoking! As I stood glaring at him (From a distance, because basically Im only brave enough to moan about these things on a computer) he DROPPED HIS FAG END onto the floor!!!! The pig! Later, as I was burning my garden waste along with a few tyres and old carpets, I thought about this monster, and wondered why he felt the need to attempt to bring about the end of civillization in this way and came to the conclusion that he must have been a muslim extremist! Yes, my friends, only a maniac of this calibre would spark up in a force three gale-all the better to spread his poison wider! Ok, so he wasnt of Asian or Arabic appearance, he was blonde and blue eyed, but these muslims are crafty! My next door neighbours sisters friends uncles bus drivers sixth passengers auntys vet who tends to a small wire haired terrier called Kevin with an owner who has a friend who has an aquaintance who has a cousin who has asthma and the thought of this muslim extremist casually smoking in the open air frankly, disgusts me! There creatures ought to he horse-whipped then shot at dawn! Even better, shot AS theyre being horse-whipped! Here is a link for those of you who are interested. I sympathise fully with you, and hope you will not let this experience get you down. Counselling is available and I suggest you seek it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datal Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Lols Jabbz..... I hope those links are organic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarby Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 He was a muslim so I assume he was smoking camel brand tobacco! Disgusting indeed! Whats wrong with Sovereign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purdyamos Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I'm not sure of the legalistic details but I'm pretty sure lighting a cigarette at a bus stop is categorised as attempted murder. Did you actually call the police or are you only moaning about it on an internet forum instead of doing your civic duty? Was he facing Mecca when he lit it? If not then he's not a 'proper' muslim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted December 21, 2006 Author Share Posted December 21, 2006 I was going to phone the police, really I was. Give me a few minutes to think up a convincing reason why I didnt phone them though... Ok got one! As I ran to the phone box, I noticed a fag end on the floor and have too much respect for my health to risk it standing in a booth with a three week old tab end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasilRathbon Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Careful - denial of the existence of passive smoking is shortly to become a criminal offence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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