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Forget National Service, lets have Compulsory Marriage for all... and no divorce!

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How about an alternative where we marry everyone off at age 20 whether they like it or not, with no divorce option for say 25 years.

 

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Are you related to my father inlaw Tony :gag:

I'm experiencing a spot of deja vous :hihi:

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If you're basing your view of real life relationships and sexual orientation on internet porn ... I think you're in for a big shock ....

:rolleyes: right back at Darbees.

Oh dear that's disappointing, never mind I'm over 20 and I've met my obligations under Tonys proposed new regulations. :thumbsup:

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so if you were to hypothetically speaking "fall" under a bus tomorrow then you wouldn't be missed then ?

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purely hypothetically speaking of course

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Tony's certainly got something there, I'll say that again.

 

Now, I'm not married and didn't really plan to be but I may like to have a go at one of them Civil Partnership thingies.

 

I've always had a good relationship with one or two male members [!] in an Internet S.F. kinda way and..........how can I put this .......?.........let me put it this way.......?......I know this is an awkward position to be in............but, maybe someone, somewhere would be interested in some kind of Civil Partnership ?

 

I might not be exactly what you're looking for [being old, fat, skint and ugly]but then, nobody's perfect, are they ?

 

And, please, let nobody suggest SlimSid2000, even in jest. He doesn't like smoking for a start.

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Tony's certainly got something there, I'll say that again.

 

Now, I'm not married and didn't really plan to be but I may like to have a go at one of them Civil Partnership thingies.

 

I've always had a good relationship with one or two male members [!] in an Internet S.F. kinda way and..........how can I put this .......?.........let me put it this way.......?......I know this is an awkward position to be in............but, maybe someone, somewhere would be interested in some kind of Civil Partnership ?

 

I might not be exactly what you're looking for [being old, fat, skint and ugly]but then, nobody's perfect, are they ?

 

And, please, let nobody suggest SlimSid2000, even in jest. He doesn't like smoking for a start.

I'm free and female. Will I do?

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Tony's certainly got something there, I'll say that again.

 

Now, I'm not married and didn't really plan to be but I may like to have a go at one of them Civil Partnership thingies.

 

I've always had a good relationship with one or two male members [!] in an Internet S.F. kinda way and..........how can I put this .......?.........let me put it this way.......?......I know this is an awkward position to be in............but, maybe someone, somewhere would be interested in some kind of Civil Partnership ?

 

I might not be exactly what you're looking for [being old, fat, skint and ugly]but then, nobody's perfect, are they ?

 

And, please, let nobody suggest SlimSid2000, even in jest. He doesn't like smoking for a start.

Cloudy can't even cop an old Ming. Crawls away in disgust................:mad:

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Don't despair CloudyBay ! We may be able to come up with something yet. Give me time to work it out .All is not lost.

 

I'm a bit tied up at the moment but I'll get back to you asap.

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Don't despair CloudyBay ! We may be able to come up with something yet. Give me time to work it out .All is not lost.

 

I'm a bit tied up at the moment but I'll get back to you asap.

:help::hihi:

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they will when they don't get any sex

 

And this is different from marrying a sraight woman in what way?

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