neeeeeeeeeek Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Hows this for a christmas email from the boss. Dear All, As it is now the festive season, and some of you would like to celebrate the occasion with office Christmas decorations, in doing so please ensure you follow the guidelines listed. 1) No decoration to be place on any part of the building other than your desks. That includes windows, blinds, walls, ceilings and partitions. 2) No decorations to have flashing lights or produce a sound that could be considered to be annoying or distracting to your colleagues. 3) No Christmas decorations to be plugged into an electricity point or work PC/Laptop. If in doubt about the suitability of your selected decorations please consult with you team leader or manager. Merry Christmas, ***** I bet you wished you worked at our place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munky Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 So your chrismas decor will be tinsel. . Is your gaffer David Brent ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeeeeeeeeek Posted December 9, 2006 Author Share Posted December 9, 2006 As long as the tinsel is placed on your desk and does not reflect any light or distract anyone! I wanna get a big tree and stick it on my desk.... He took the kettles away last week for health and safety reasons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qazam Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 you could stick a light bulb up his ****. He hasnt said thats not allowed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeeeeeeeeek Posted December 9, 2006 Author Share Posted December 9, 2006 OOOoooo, I like your thinking... Is that lightbulb PAT tested though ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liose Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=000336EF-F55C-1C5E-B882809EC588ED9F Your boss sounds sounds a bit pathetic! Hasn't he heard of the linkeage between happiness and productivity??? (He must have only read the first bit of the article!!!)...What a place to work...Ok, there has to be guideless but what's wrong with a bit of spray snow around the windows and the odd annoying singing reindeer on a desk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davedavedave Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 i pity the fool who works for s*****s this xmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 OOOoooo, I like your thinking... Is that lightbulb PAT tested though ?? Yes, I tested it neeeeeek, and its O.K. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffielder Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Blame those employees who would sue your boss for stress induced by flashing lights or excessive noise etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeeeeeeeeek Posted December 9, 2006 Author Share Posted December 9, 2006 Ah Louise, I wish you could talk some sense into the muppet, it gets worse, honestly, you would not believe it! You should see the christmas meal plans!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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