miniminch Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 1. clamp old people who say anything even remotely miserly and whingified! 2. Ban teenage years so numbers would go twelve thirt fourt fith sixt sevent ei, ninet - thus doing away with the period of spotty sexual awakening that they all constantly t@8t on about 3. Get Jamie Oliver to introduce hash cakes to school children (but first force feed the dinnerbags, miserable alcoholics all) 4. Make it compulsory to keep a duck billed platypus - those little furry ******** crack even the most suicidal depressives up. 5. Build floating asylums to house manic depressives out at sea, to stop them trying to dampen the mood with their constant griping! 6. Play a constant loop tape to mothers experiencing post natal depression with phrases like 'chin up' and 'ah well can't be helped' to get them through this tough time. 7. Build a special county for disabled people so they can have their own transport and stir lifts and wide door shops everywhere and thus eliminate their constant 'going on' about access to buses and shops (sorry Mr wheelchair - we like our doors narrow so that the majority don't get a drafty chill - have you thought about that? - self!) My own nominations would be Durham! 8. Newsreaders, by law, have to suck helium to give the news that lighter edge! Contact miminch by PM and see why you should vote for the little scamp at the next local election Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bago Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Hurrah Hurrah ! Miminch for Presidency !! :banana: Can we also please please be more like the US ? At least you can be a proper President then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivelin6 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Get rid of government departments & big businesses & the cretins that work in them. Sorry but I've had so much trouble with housing, social & orange recently that I'm ready to top myself. Lois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coretext Posted November 20, 2006 Author Share Posted November 20, 2006 Oh dear, If I'm nominated for Prime minister and miniminch is going to be the President that means miniminch is going to be my boss!! :help: So what other ideas do you have to make life fun for everyone Mr President:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banjo Griner Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Monkey butlers for everyone. Free jam for the poor. Bluegrass bands on every street corner. MPs have to wear clown suits in Parliament. All funding for science should be put into teaching dogs to talk. Newsreaders should 'rap' the news. Teach the Queen to breakdance. Have a national 'Talk like a Jock' day. Bring back The Krankies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Goose Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Monkey butlers for everyone. Have a national 'Talk like a Jock' day. Bring back The Krankies. ...Make Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog Primeminister ...and him who played the ghost with the beard on "Rentaghost" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraSteve Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Look what I found... http://www.manikus.com/img/funny/toboganstairs.jpg That is pure class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelMonte Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 when it comes to having fun, you don't have to look any further than the crazy crew that star in the recent Halifax adverts (and what musical talent too!) so.....if we want to have more fun we should take a leaf out of their books and be taught the basics of chorographed dance moves and internet banking. oh yeah and state sponsored sexy time for all consenting adults Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bago Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Oh dear, If I'm nominated for Prime minister and miniminch is going to be the President that means miniminch is going to be my boss!! :help: So what other ideas do you have to make life fun for everyone Mr President:hihi: Oops. Aren't we voters fickle ? Well, he did suggest more policies than you did. Wouldn't mind toboganstair-ing myself. I went sliding down a grassy slope with a friend once. Hitting rabbit poo along the way. hehe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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