Carmine Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 I keep noticing that whenever we get a menu or a flier shoved through the letterbox at our house, there's always one been pushed through the back door and the front. I just wonder, is this an attempt to batter me into submission with more of their menus than I can use? Or is the person doing the letterbox cramming getting paid to deliver a big wodge of these things and making his job easier by pushing as many as he can through each letterbox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolero Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 I keep noticing that whenever we get a menu or a flier shoved through the letterbox at our house, there's always one been pushed through the back door and the front. I just wonder, is this an attempt to batter me into submission with more of their menus than I can use? Or is the person doing the letterbox cramming getting paid to deliver a big wodge of these things and making his job easier by pushing as many as he can through each letterbox? They probably post one through the back door to cover their tracks in case you catch them in your back garden seeing if there is anything worth nicking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmine Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 They probably post one through the back door to cover their tracks in case you catch them in your back garden seeing if there is anything worth nicking. There's juts my neighbours' cat out there; they'd have a hernia trying to cart him off as he weighs a fair bit as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolero Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 There's juts my neighbours' cat out there; they'd have a hernia trying to cart him off as he weighs a fair bit as well. Yes but just think how much Cat Madras they could make from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmine Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 Yes but just think how much Cat Madras they could make from it. They'd have to catch him first, he defies the laws of physics by being the largest and at the same time fastest feline I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolero Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 They'd have to catch him first, he defies the laws of physics by being the largest and at the same time fastest feline I've ever seen. Sounds like quite a pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmine Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 Sounds like quite a pussy. You've seen nothing like him. He's one of the biggest cats I've ever seen and yet he's so timid...he uses that extra burst of speed to shoot off whenever he sees me through the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Rock Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 They really, really, really want you to buy their food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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