Grandad.Malky Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Years ago some colleagues at work were talking about petrol prices shooting up, one person in the group said “It doesn’t bother me”. Somebody said, -“Why’s that then” His reply was- ”I always put ten quid in “ He couldn’t understand why everybody was in stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bago Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 A few weeks ago I was on the bus behind two old ladies, obviously old rivals, the converstion went Ist lady, 'Do you remember Jim?' 2nd lady 'Oh Yes I do' Ist lady 'You were very sweet on him when you were younger wernt you?' 2nd lady 'Yes, I was, and we were together for quite a time' 2nd lady 'He died last month you know, were you not invited to the funeral?' The nastiness of the old bag shocked even me. That's women for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pet-walkiz Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 didnt over hear this as it was on tv. a woman saying she didnt believe in god as it caused all kinds or religous struggles for power around the world and didnt want any part in it.at the end she said "thank god im an atheist!!!!!":) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Years ago some colleagues at work were talking about petrol prices shooting up, one person in the group said “It doesn’t bother me”. Somebody said, -“Why’s that then” His reply was- ”I always put ten quid in “ He couldn’t understand why everybody was in stitches. Brilliant:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 A funny moment for me was when I found out the planet had overheard me and my workmate. We were cabling Carlton studios, up in the false ceiling pulling cables, the lad I was working with shouts "cables are snagged", I de-snagged the cables and asks him to pull the cables a few times, getting more frustrated each time until I shouts "PULL THE F**KIN CABLE", he replies with "I'M PULLING THE F**KIN CABLE". Directly underneath us the news studio was broadcasting live. I heard it myself on some "news funniest moments" program once. Still makes me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scozzie Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I was in the ladies in a bar, when someone entered the cubicle next to me. i heard the voiced of 2 girls... girl 1 - do you need to do number 1 or number 2 girl 2 - I need to do 1's girl 1 - well you'd better go first, I need to do 2's. here, I thought girls shared a cubicle to chat, bitch or throw up (with 1 to hold the hair back) I never thought they actualy went!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky_Gibbon Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I overheard a woman talking on the phone to another woman who had just had a baby. There was the usual oohings and aah blesses for a few minutes. Then out of nowhere the woman said "How's your minge?" I'm there biting on my fist to stop myself erupting with laughter, tears streaming down my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimo Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I don`t know whether this is tragic or comic. I overheard a young lad telling his mate he was a `part time schizophrenic` I still wonder what he is the rest of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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