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While talking to 2 woodwork technicians at Norton College many years ago, one went off to the toilet and a couple of minutes later through the other guy's walkie-talkie (and through every other support staff's around the building) came the message, "Emergency! Toilet paper needed in trap two"

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Many years ago I was standing in a queue at my local post office in Brightside an old lady was discussing the power cuts we were having, it would have been around 1973,and said to the post mistress , it doesn't bother me you know Ethel I like watching Coronation street in the dark....classic

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I was once standing in Rotherham Bus Station, behind a couple of real throw-backs when I heard the following

 

Chav (a) You know our Geoff's Susan

 

Chav (b) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (nods head)

 

Chav (a) You know, in Rawmarsh

 

Chav (b) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (nods head)

 

Chav (a) She's got a reeeet cat

 

Chav (b) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (nods head)

 

Chav (a) They recken it can play bingo

 

Chav (b) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (nods head)

 

 

I never heard what happened to the Bingo-playing cat of Rawmarsh, but then again, I dont work in Rotherham anymore.

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Hi Hodge at last someone else off the Forum in Thailand. I live in Hua Hin and visit Myanmar quite often, usually stay at a Thai resort outside town. You speak the language too thats great.

 

Learning the language has it's pros and cons! Understanding verbal abuse, then letting people know you understood every word usually gets an ammusing reaction though!

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in the car with the window wound down, leaving White Sands National Monument in New Mexico, overheard a child (ooh, seven or eight years old) saying

"...and THIS is my impression of a gay snake."

 

turned around to slowly to catch the impression, sadly.

 

 

I've got another one, too - i have an irish friend (who speaks gaelic). we both used to live in london. one day when i saw him arrive at work, he was grinning like a fool. upon questioning, he said he'd just threatened significant physical violence at someone, for this reason - he was on the tube (a silent place, you don't speak to other people, even friends, as everyone listens - like when you get into a lift with strangers), and there were two scrawny irish teenagers having a great time slagging people off very loundly, in gaelic. my friend listened for a while, until they refered to him as something along the lines of an over-weight mother-loving ugly illegitimate child. He requested that they maybe watch their mouths....they went white and got off at the next station. Quite a big chap, my mate, into hurling.

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I was once standing in Rotherham Bus Station, behind a couple of real throw-backs when I heard the following

 

Chav (a) You know our Geoff's Susan

 

Chav (b) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (nods head)

 

Chav (a) You know, in Rawmarsh

 

Chav (b) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (nods head)

 

Chav (a) She's got a reeeet cat

 

Chav (b) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (nods head)

 

Chav (a) They recken it can play bingo

 

Chav (b) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (nods head)

 

 

I never heard what happened to the Bingo-playing cat of Rawmarsh, but then again, I dont work in Rotherham anymore.

 

Now that's funny!

 

Ha Ha Ha!

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I was once standing in Rotherham Bus Station, behind a couple of real throw-backs when I heard the following

 

Chav (a) You know our Geoff's Susan

 

Chav (b) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (nods head)

 

Chav (a) You know, in Rawmarsh

 

Chav (b) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (nods head)

 

Chav (a) She's got a reeeet cat

 

Chav (b) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (nods head)

 

Chav (a) They recken it can play bingo

 

Chav (b) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (nods head)

 

 

I never heard what happened to the Bingo-playing cat of Rawmarsh, but then again, I dont work in Rotherham anymore.

last I heard, it had won the national link up at Parkgate, and on 43 numbers at that!!

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