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I was on the bus the other morning making my usual journey to work. The bus was full of mums and kids going to school and they were discussing Madonna's adoption of the baby from Malawi.One lady behing me (who sounded very like the snooker commentator on Mitchell and Webb, "oh and thats a bad miss..") declared at the top of her voice..

"and that ANDROlina Jolie is ALWAYS buying kids"

Made me chuckle all the way to work

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I walked past a woman once who was talking to her friend and the only bit of the conversation i got was "......well I was only wearing oven gloves.....", I was intrigued for the rest of the day as to what she had been doing.

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My friend was in the "ladies", from the next cubical there was a loud sound of breaking wind. Then from the cubical on the other side of her another old lady's voice called "Is that you Mary?"

 

Now when anyone we know breaks wind we shout it.

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Its difficult not to evesdrop especially on a bus, some of the conversations I have heard lately have been very strange indeed,old women are great sources of amusement, I get on the bus sometimes and its like "nanageddon", I hear some crackers!!,Hysterectomy tales seem to be quite popular at the moment.

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My friend was in the "ladies", from the next cubical there was a loud sound of breaking wind. Then from the cubical on the other side of her another old lady's voice called "Is that you Mary?"

 

Now when anyone we know breaks wind we shout it.

pmsl......

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I had several, the most funny have to be at a bus stop this woman had her daughter with her, she must have only been about 5, well the woman was talking to her friend and the girl turned around and said "mummy, who was that man who was in your bed with you last night!!??" She went beetroot red and didn't know what to say or where to look, it was hilarious. Also, I was once on the 53 early one morning when the mums were on the school run with the kids, on the back seat of the bus there was a mum and daughter (again!!) and they were chatting away, then out of the blue the girl asks her mum "mummy, why do people call you a sl*g!!" Dear oh dear!

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I overheard a group of Thai school kids talking badly (and joking about foreigners in general) about me - which isn't so ammusing in itself, but their reaction was hillarious when they realised I understood everything they said...

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