kittencapes Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Me and my housemate are going to a union night on friday dressed as cats for halloween, anyway its a VIP night and in order to gain access to the VIP bit you need to text in and say why you deserve it. Can anyone come up with a humorous reason why me and my mate might deserve it, we thought it might be an idea to include the cat outfits in the joke somewhere...help please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speeed Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Me and my housemate are going to a union night on friday dressed as cats for halloween, anyway its a VIP night and in order to gain access to the VIP bit you need to text in and say why you deserve it. Can anyone come up with a humorous reason why me and my mate might deserve it, we thought it might be an idea to include the cat outfits in the joke somewhere...help please! You deserve it cause your more important than the rest of the fools going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carcrash Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Take some shaving cream and say you have a foaming pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittencapes Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 Take some shaving cream and say you have a foaming pussy that is horrendous i have innocent ears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeP Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Hmmm..... Because it would be a purr-fect cat-astrophe if you didn't? I'm sorry...I'll get my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittencapes Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 Hmmm..... Because it would be a purr-fect cat-astrophe if you didn't? I'm sorry...I'll get my coat. oo i like it! i might text it now and see what happens lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plain Talker Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 How risquê are you allowed to be/ do you want to be? What do you think to "you deserve to be treated like a pampered pussy for the night? " (!) or how about "we'd be just like the cats that got the cream, if we won?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittencapes Posted October 27, 2006 Author Share Posted October 27, 2006 i have used the cats that got the cream bit, and am waiting to hear if it has the desired effect nowm thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHarman Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 because were FELINE in the mood for a Purrfect party, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarby Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 If ya don't let us in, we'll scratch yer eyes out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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