madowl Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Neil Warnock walked into the Nationwide Building Society one day whilst a robbery was in progress. One of the robbers hit him over the head and knocked him out. Whilst coming around, Warnock said "Christ, where the hell am I" One of the staff told him he was in the Nationwide Warnock replied - "It's May already then!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8balltiger Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Neil Warnock walked into the Nationwide Building Society one day whilst a robbery was in progress. One of the robbers hit him over the head and knocked him out. Whilst coming around, Warnock said "Christ, where the hell am I" One of the staff told him he was in the Nationwide Warnock replied - "It's May already then!" Not the coca cola factory then. Your as far out of date than sturrocks tactics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuffinel Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Wednesday and United were playing each other when there was the rumbling sound of an earthquake. Everyone except Paddy Kenny and half a dozen Wednesday players ran off the pitch. Good news is, that ten minutes later, Wednesday scored. Bad news is that it was an own goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie Loving Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 One of the staff told him he was in the Nationwide Warnock replied - "It's May already then!" Dear oh dear........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madowl Posted October 7, 2006 Author Share Posted October 7, 2006 Dear oh dear........ Yeah i know its old but... like all the old stuff changing things spoils it... i thought it was funny at the time... handbags ladies.... how many cola cola banks do you know of?? lost your sense of humor have we..?? must be the lack of oxygen at high levels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadablade Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 A Blade walks into a bric-a-brac shop and sees an ornamental brass rat, the sort of thing women of a certain age would like to put on her mantelpiece. He thinks, "that'll be perfect for my piggy mother-in-law's birthday," so he asks the shopkeeper how much it is. "£10 for the rat, £100 for the story," replies the man. Skip the story, thinks the Blade, and takes the rat for the tenner. He walks off down the road, but has not gone 20 yards when a rat comes up from the gutter and starts to follow him. Soon more arrive, and in a few minutes the whole street is a sea of rats, all following the blade, who keeps walking until he comes to a cliff. He throws the brass rat over, and millions of rats follow, one after the other, plunging to certain death. The bloke then runs back to the shop... "Aaaah", says the shop keeper, "I thought you'll be back for the story". "Sod the story says the Blade, where's the brass Sheffield Wednesday fan?" Well you started it Mad 'un :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadablade Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 A man and his wife went to the ticket office at Hillsborough and, handing over a £20 note, said "Two, please." "Thank you," said the man at the ticket office. "Would you like the goalkeeper and the centre forward, or are there two other players you'd like to buy instead?" :gag: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie Loving Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Yeah i know its old but... like all the old stuff changing things spoils it... i thought it was funny at the time... handbags ladies.... how many cola cola banks do you know of?? lost your sense of humor have we..?? must be the lack of oxygen at high levels... I don't know when this joke could have arisen though fella? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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