goldenfleece Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 By a process of careful observation in the Broomhill area alone, one has observed the following about the new intake of SHeffield students. Items on the agenda for September 2006 include, but not exclusively, the following: Semester One: Compulsory Core Units for ALL subjects To become proficient and with a full working knowledge of the following: 1) Controlled and targeted projectile vomiting at both stationary and moving vehicles and persons, buildings, shopwindows and other non-moveable objects as deemed appropriate by the student at any time 2) Random and variable vomiting on stationary objects, to include parked vehicles, waste paper bins, Bank car parks, road and pavement surfaces, buildings and also organic materials to include bushes and sides of trees, with extra points for hitting cats or other Broomhill resident pets, moving or non moving. 3) The art of extreme drunkenness and intoxication in a manner likely to cause a substantial breach of the peace, and not to seek approval in any way shape of from from any local non-student resident. 4) The art of loud, meaningless, beligerent vocal intonations and interruptions which may even with advanced decoding and decryption equipment, may still make not the slightest of sense in relation to any known language or custom recognized by the State. I could go on.......someone else add to this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dav_hills Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 I will add to it. Students are vomit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkymiss Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Item on the agenda for non-students: Don't live in places like Crookes/Broomhill if you don't like students. It would be as silly as living in Gleadless if you really liked gleads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dav_hills Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 what kink of argument is that? before going to university you need to go to school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkymiss Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 It was clearly not an argument, as I mentioned gleads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenfleece Posted September 21, 2006 Author Share Posted September 21, 2006 ADDITIONAL STUDENT ITEM: Stand in the middle of the road talking loudly and pompously into brand new top of the range £500 Nokia uttering something along the line of " All right mate where are you....Im standing in the middle of the road annoying people and talking loudly and pompously into my brand new top of the range £500 Nokia" perhaps with, amid the sounds of exasperated non student traffic also in the road.. " Been in the pub for 7 hours, you have a LOT of catching up to do mate.....lightweight..seriously man, LOT of catching up to do..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beansforyou Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Aww, they've just left their mummies and daddies, Spreading their wings and being 'themselves' for the first time in their little lives. I'm sure their parents are proud I always find it odd how every new generation think they're the first to behave in a certain way, then all dress the same to prove how different they are, bless em all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Locke Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 It's easy to tar all students with the same brush. They're not all puking idiots. They bring a vibrancy to the city which I welcome. (Also, there's some absolutely gorgeous ladies that have arrived!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beansforyou Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 They bring a vibrancy to the city which I welcome. That'll be the carrots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dav_hills Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 To add. A. Spend 3 years racking-up a student debt of thousands on designer clothes, beer, cocktails and the odd loaf of bread. Then moan like f**k because the state won't help you to fund your lavish student expenditures to which you've costed, a text book and a bic pen. Work in Mcdonalds B. As above but also with parents money. Work in Mcdonalds C. Drop out. Work in Mcdonalds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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