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Got home tonight to find my garden wrecked. I put a lot of work into my garden, nice pond, Lilly's, terracto fountain Plants in plant pots, my GF little plastic fairies etc. Came home tonight fountain smashed fairies chewed up pots smashed looks like a bomb site and dog **** every where. I asked my neighbour to come and look at what his dogs have done, his reply was what do you expect me to do about it. No apologies or anything I told him to buy some fencing which he replied he had no money. Got enough money to smoke drink have kids 4 cats and 2 dogs while on the dole.:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: Any suggestions where I go from here apart from me buying new fencing. :confused::mad: :mad: :mad:

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Go to your local reptile shop and buy a tube of 100 black crickets - they're used to feed spiders and lizards.

 

Then feed them through his letterbox. Pretty soon, he has 100 trimphones all chirping away in his house, and the best bit is that they're really hard to kill, even using insecticides, they breed like mad and they get under the floors and behind the walls.

 

It won't fix your garden, but you'll feel better for it.

 

Oh - and get some laxative chocolate from the chemist and throw it over into his garden near where the dogs go - he'll love having the inside of his house covered in dogmess.

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Go to your local reptile shop and buy a tube of 100 black crickets - they're used to feed spiders and lizards.

 

Then feed them through his letterbox. Pretty soon, he has 100 trimphones all chirping away in his house, and the best bit is that they're really hard to kill, even using insecticides, they breed like mad and they get under the floors and behind the walls.

 

It won't fix your garden, but you'll feel better for it.

 

Oh - and get some laxative chocolate from the chemist and throw it over into his garden near where the dogs go - he'll love having the inside of his house covered in dogmess.

I like your thinking as for the Laxatives they don't clean the dog **** up outside there own house anyway.
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I'd suggest contacting the RSPCA as they are probably the one's who are up to speed on all the relevant pet owner responsibilities and then you may be able to take it further to the police or whoever.

I'd also rig up a CCTV camera so if his dogs are coming onto your property you catch them in the act just in case their owner denies all responsibility

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Got home tonight to find my garden wrecked. I put a lot of work into my garden, nice pond, Lilly's, terracto fountain Plants in plant pots, my GF little plastic fairies etc. Came home tonight fountain smashed fairies chewed up pots smashed looks like a bomb site and dog **** every where. I asked my neighbour to come and look at what his dogs have done, his reply was what do you expect me to do about it. No apologies or anything I told him to buy some fencing which he replied he had no money. Got enough money to smoke drink have kids 4 cats and 2 dogs while on the dole.:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: Any suggestions where I go from here apart from me buying new fencing. :confused::mad: :mad: :mad:

 

You *expect* him to keep his dogs under control. That's the law isn't it? What an ignorant s*d. I really feel for you having your garden wrecked, I'd be really upset if that happened to me. But I feel for you even more living next door to that waste of space!

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Bikertec-what a nightmare. God you must be livid,i know i am just thinking about it. You say they're on the dole? I know how sneaky this sounds,but report the b******s for fraudulently claiming.You can bet your bottom dollar that something will be amiss.I cant see any other way of getting any justice tbh.

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