BasilRathbon Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Introducing OxyStair . A oxygen cannister system that can be used by overweight inventors on their ascent to the Dragons' Den, so that they can actually introduce themselves without panting. Comes painted in a handy red colour so it doesn't get confused with fire extinguishers. The only competitors available in the UK market are escalators, lifts and Stannah Stairlifts. I need £500k for a 5% stake in the company, and before you ask, I haven't got patent pending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuff Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 You can only actually get a maximum of £250k from Dragons' Den though!! The fat blonde woman last night was brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camrat78 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 She had such a chip on her shoulder. Even her partner looked ashamed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbees Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Introducing OxyStair . A oxygen cannister system that can be used by overweight inventors on their ascent to the Dragons' Den, so that they can actually introduce themselves without panting. You need to patent it quickly because I think quite a few people invented it at the same time last night. I cringed so much I slid off my chair. Ritual humiliation or what? Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffdan Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 That mobile bell ringing thing had me in stitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuteWitness Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Brilliant! And so true!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderPete Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 She had such a chip on her shoulder. Even her partner looked ashamed! Yes she did, she started off badly, and then all of a sudden ............. bang .... chip appeared, but its always good fun to watch. I am so hoooked on this programme I dare not go out on a Thursday night. The guy at the end did well, to get more than he originally went for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gadgetgirl Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 do you mean the poker bloke? play poker in the pub? amazing what gets the cash. The baby anti-slider thing was so funny when Theo tore it into bitesized chunks, oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camrat78 Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 I'm surprised that they didn't invest in the baby slider thing. I know it needed a little redesigning but it would be avery good product when the bugs were ironed out. They invested in the boiled egg machine earlier on in the series when he couldn't get that to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rad Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 What the heck is this cricket thingy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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