Lotti Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 SING IT GIRLS!!! (maybe in your head, if you are reading this at work!) Ready... set... go... At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bull****, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lotti Posted September 7, 2006 Author Share Posted September 7, 2006 just to add - sorry if this is a bit strong for here Just liked it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinklady Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 TeeHee, i love it, cant wait till the next karioki night in the local ________ Stress forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudybay Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Fantastic Lotti, just fantastic ! First I was afraid, then I got pie-eyed That little drink of something, plus the ice, was fortified I hit him with a chip, a mango and the tango was for free That little tramp, two years, oh how the time he served, he served for me Oh no not I......... I did the biss I really did That little sprog he spawned I always knew was never, never his It had a brain, a tongue, a mind, unlike that poor pathetic he Butlins, during Term Time, satisfaction by the sea........... Chorus............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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