peterw Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Former Bangor University marine biology professor Llwellyn Morgan is predicting that the present rate of evolution will see the Welsh migrating to England in droves within the next decade. He claims that sea life is showing a remarkable parallel to life on earth and having witnessed the movement of Icelandic cod towards the coast of immigration-friendly Britain, and whales as far away under the Antarctic ice from Japan and Norway as they can get, sea life generally is becoming more intelligent . “It follows, logically, that the Welsh will eventually see sense and return to their original roots which is England,” he declared. His prediction has caused widespread concern in Lleeds and Lliverpool and as far away as Lleicester and even Llondon where the Cabinet is meeting to discuss the construction of a high wall between the two countries. To add to the panic a nuclear submarine’s periscope has been seen no more than a mile away from the coast at Kinmel Bay, near Rhyll. Professor Morgan announced his prediction to a vast audience of psychiatrists and nurses at a hospital near Bangor where he is currently being detained for psychiatric reports. Describing his condition, his solicitor said: “Professor Morgan is currently unwell and taking a well-earned rest. Take no notice, he’s as nutty as a fruit-cake.” However, as readers will see, I’m taking no chances and have changed place names accordingly. • A science editor tells me that if America continues to do nothing to prevent green-houses gases and the Arctic ice continues to melt at its present rate, ‘Dubya’s’ White House will eventually become Dubya’s Wet House. He’s been given time off to review his state of mind. And finally a word from my rope-making sponsor of this column: “Get Knotted!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimsid2000 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Quick lock up your sheep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don_Kiddick Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Quick lock up your sheep! Ewe can't take any chances.... here we go...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Till Man Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 This is a wind up surely, you can't pull the wool over my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyhippy Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Has to be a wind up, or he wouldn't be trying to ram it down our throats ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Till Man Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 It's just shear cheek that they think they can come here, fleecing the government and social services. Flock off back to where you came from I say!!! Baa Humbug (I'll stop now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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