Osama Bin Laden - Dead or Alive?

[foo_fighter 10]

Bin Laden - Dead or Alive?

 

Well, in musical terms Bin Laden wins it every time...

 

...fashion wise, there's not a lot to choose.

 

That is what you meant isn't it?

 

[angle20 10]

Bin Laden is a CIA agent. He lives in a luxury apartment in Karachi where he's looked after by the Pakistani intelligence service. Possibly.

[artisan 10]

Bin Laden is a CIA agent. He lives in a luxury apartment in Karachi where he's looked after by the Pakistani intelligence service. Possibly.

Whistleblower! thats supposed to be classified information

[martin1973 10]

on Fox TV News, Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in

his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

 

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of

coded message:

 

370HSSV-0773H

 

 

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides

had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve

it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

 

Eventually they asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute, MI-6

cabled the White House with this reply:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.":hihi:

[donkey 10]

He lives on the moon with Elvis Presley. They don't get on because Osama doesn't approve of music....or recreational drugs...or tight trousers and wobbling pelvises. Should that be pelvii?

[martin1973 10]

Proof he still is alive HERE:

http://www.asianjoke.com/pix/osama_hiding_place.htm

:hihi:

[tab1 10]

Naa you are all wrong and doomed infadels, he is actually driving a black cab in Sheffield.

[JimFX 10]

Alive and well and sunning himself on Jeb Bush's beach side condominium in Florida. Occasionally puts on a beard when they need him to make a statement.

[Don_Kiddick 11]

The French reckon he died in August from typhoid in Pakistan.

 

Well I never

[Jabberwocky 46]

My thoughts are with his family.

[viking 10]

My thoughts are with his family.

 

Mine too. A sad day for all.

[Snook 10]

Indeed, a sad day.

 

My thoughts and prayers go out.